@deviantollam "Do you want him to keep treating you like a lady? Then act like one!" - I can't help thinking this bit is true in a very different way to what she intended..!
@AliceAvizandum "I'm really excited about this new in-house movement from [brand] SA. The thing that they're doing for the first time will definitely be an upgrade from a bought-in movement with widely available support that's been proven reliable for the past 30 years."
@AliceAvizandum Then they get exercised about the cost of servicing their fancy in-house manufacture movement, because high-street watchmakers can't get the proprietary parts. It's beautiful. But still not as much fun as reading the constant conspiracy theories in Rolex's Instagram comments ๐
@KillJamesBond Just finished listening, and it got me thinking. If SWAT = Special Weapons And Tactics, but now they're just standard, that makes them *Typical* Weapons And Tactics, right..?
@hmullphoto@JortsTheCat@kel_wheels@VirginiaOPossum I skimmed this (and am British) and my brain went straight to "whole ass-turkey" instead of "whole-ass turkey". This isn't a criticism at all, btw, I just thought people might enjoy the mental image of whatever an ass-turkey might look like to them.
@DAPANETEARF@ArmyStrang Now I'm thinking of that scene in Deadpool where he's got the tiny hand, but it's either of these dickheads talking about their lil meme guns. Goddamnit.