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Podcasts brought me here. I don't know how any of this works.

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@TaysonReynolds @MinhaAfridii Awwwww

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@Roland00Address @IwriteOK KJB is excellent, thanks for letting me know there was a new episode 😁 The intro has me cry-laughing already

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@n7nar0sis @LucasBotkin Hetero marketing is extra-expensive, I guess..?

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@deviantollam "Do you want him to keep treating you like a lady? Then act like one!" - I can't help thinking this bit is true in a very different way to what she intended..!

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@AliceAvizandum "I'm really excited about this new in-house movement from [brand] SA. The thing that they're doing for the first time will definitely be an upgrade from a bought-in movement with widely available support that's been proven reliable for the past 30 years."

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@AliceAvizandum Then they get exercised about the cost of servicing their fancy in-house manufacture movement, because high-street watchmakers can't get the proprietary parts. It's beautiful. But still not as much fun as reading the constant conspiracy theories in Rolex's Instagram comments 😀

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

I can't believe it's not even been a day since we lost our balloon

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@ChrisAWykes @JonathanPieNews This.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

bat, france, 14th century

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@KillJamesBond Just finished listening, and it got me thinking. If SWAT = Special Weapons And Tactics, but now they're just standard, that makes them *Typical* Weapons And Tactics, right..?

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@hmullphoto @JortsTheCat @kel_wheels @VirginiaOPossum I skimmed this (and am British) and my brain went straight to "whole ass-turkey" instead of "whole-ass turkey". This isn't a criticism at all, btw, I just thought people might enjoy the mental image of whatever an ass-turkey might look like to them.

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@hopeinfreefall @bepumpermad @hdadtm @cloudy_yah @weirwoodtreehug @punished_cait Isn't that what we're all doing on Twitter rn, really? 😉

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@DAPANETEARF @ArmyStrang Now I'm thinking of that scene in Deadpool where he's got the tiny hand, but it's either of these dickheads talking about their lil meme guns. Goddamnit.

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@MollyOShah "I am once again asking, u up? 😉🍆"

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@_metasequoia @GarthGreenwell Same. I so want to believe!

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@christi_murie @jimmy_farrar @OKWildlifeDept Or did the bear gain a snack? It's all about perspective.

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@thejoezaza @TodAshby @SteadfastSaint Heroes don't need plans.

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BBC News currently offering a selection of horror, comedy and fantasy.

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@TrevorHume @ColourMeRedddd @thevivafrei Yeah, but so are Bobby Barnes & Norm Pattis, so let's not give that undue weight 😆