Muppet Quotes

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WALDORF: Whoa! Is he all right?
STATLER: I dunno. I'll check his pulse.
WALDORF: If he's got one, I'll split it with you.

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MISS PIGGY: This movie was très fun to make. Of course, my role was not as large as it should be. But, I still had lots of wardrobe changes and that's what matters, isn't it?

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"When I saw the Muppets, it was everything I loved combined together—funny, musical, beautifully built sculptures appearing on television. I grew up watching everything the Muppets did and was a big fan of Jim Henson."

Happy Birthday, David Rudman!

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PEPE: What? He's a handsome man, and gender is fluid.

Today marks the kickoff of ToughPigs' Pride Month fundraiser! Find out more at https://t.co/11ZzK0JVpc!

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ZEDD: Ready when you are, Doc.
DR. TEETH: Well, all right!
ZEDD: Wait, that’s perfect.
DR. TEETH: Well, right on! Also, how?

#ElectricMayhemWeek

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ANIMAL: OH FOGGY DAYYYY … IN LONDON TOWWWWWN!
(The audience boos.)
ANIMAL: Thank you, thank you.

#ElectricMayhemWeek

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FLOYD: I don’t know, Teeth. I mean, this don’t feel like the typical Animal disappearance, you know? Like the time he chases that pompous squirrel down to Central Mexico.
JANICE: Yeah, like, who did that squirrel think he was, anyway?

#ElectricMayhemWeek

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FLOYD: Oh, hey, I was only jokin'! Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun to go out there and risk our lives!

#ElectricMayhemWeek

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ZOOT: Forgive me, Charlie Parker, wherever you are.

#ElectricMayhemWeek

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Today, Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring the Muppets officially opens at Walt Disney World, and to celebrate, we'll be sharing our favorite quotes from the Muppets' band in residence, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem! Groove along with us with #ElectricMayhemWeek!

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“Working for Sesame Street is like working for the NBA, if you want to play basketball. Jim Henson created the Muppets and also developed Muppets for Sesame Street. He created the style of puppetry. To be a small part of it is an absolute honor.”

Happy Birthday, Ryan Dillon!

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"I've always enjoyed, more than anything else, bringing things to life, whether it be characters or actors in a scene or moments in movies."

Happy Birthday, Frank Oz!

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KERMIT: It was 1943. We had come a long way from Pearl Harbor and had a long way to go to D-Day.

On this Memorial Day, we remember those who have given their lives in service to the United States of America.

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"It was wonderful to try and find that realism and that specificity, especially when you're working [with puppeteers] who all need to think with one brain and really focus on what this creature is thinking, and communicate that for the camera."

Happy Birthday, Alice Dinnean!

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KERMIT: Are you okay?
BEAUREGARD: I think the fuse box bit me.

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KERMIT: Hey, Stephen, what is it that makes you, you?
STEPHEN COLBERT: Oh, I think it's twelve writers and two hours of makeup.

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STATLER: Have we ever said this show is going to the dogs?
WALDORF: About a million times.

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KERMIT: Well, okay, uh, what's on now?
SCOOTER: Oh, uh... Melissa and her magnetic moose.
KERMIT: Mm. Magnetic moose, huh? Did you warn the people in the front row about their fillings?

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MARTY FELDMAN: I wish to patent an invention.
SAM THE YANKEES: Certainly. Chair?
FELDMAN: The chair? The chair's already been invented! You have one, look! In perfect working order.

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"Please watch out for each other and love and forgive everybody. It's a good life, enjoy it."

Remembering Jim Henson, today and every day.

9/24/1936-5/16/1990