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What a surprise, the trans woman who was once a man won the #NCAA Women’s Swimming Division I National Title.

Unpopular opinion: We should get rid of men & women athletic divisions if a trans woman is allowed to compete in the women’s division. It’s the same logic. #LiaThomas

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Everyone on Long Island who lived through Storm Sandy the night before #StormHenri hits. #Henri #LongIsland

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“Just because you’re the bachelorette doesn’t make you higher and me lower.” = Greg wins #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation

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Greg saying anything to angry Katie. If Katie is this mad at him she shouldn’t be engaged to another guy. #bachelorette #BachelorNation #BacheloretteABC

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Greg talking right now in the hot seat #TheBacheloretteFinale #bachelorette

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“Please don’t leave me Blake, I love you so much kind of” #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #bachelorette

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Ahhh what’s going to happen @BachelorABC #TheBacheloretteFinale #BachelorNation #bachelorette

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Anybody out there miss #chrisharrison ? #bachelorette #BachelorNation

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Katie making the “he’s my soulmate” play #thebachlorette #BachelorNation

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Listening to Katie’s aunt talk #TheBacheloretteABC #thebachelorette #BachelorNation

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My brain trying to process going from heartbreak with Greg to breakfast in bed with Blake #thebachlorette #TheBacheloretteFinale #BachelorNation

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Watching Katie say I love you to Blake knowing it’s a lie #TheBachelorette #bachelorette #BachelorNation

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Letting the world burn around me as I watch #TheBachelorette for the next three hours jaded af. #bachelorette #BachelorNation #help

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“I won’t watch #TheBachelor tomorrow out of protest for not having answers.” ...but I’m definitely going to watch tomorrow because I need answers. @BachelorABC

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“I love you so much but I’m not in love.” - #Cassie giving us a mild panic attack. #thebachelor @BachelorABC

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Cassie’s dad conveniently flying in right before the fantasy suite #thebachelor @BachelorABC

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Colton putting condoms on in the fantasy suite for the first time. @BachelorABC #thebachelor

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“I can lose my virginity three times in one night, ladies.” - pre-fence Colton. #thingsvirginsdo #thebachelor @BachelorABC

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Remember when #Tayshia slammed Colton’s head into the side of the car? That’s how I feel after watching another episode without #thefence. #TheBachelor @BachelorABC

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The producers making all of #Colton’s decisions. #thebachelor @BachelorABC