Marilynn M

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

Buzzed off rosé Marilynn here. I miss Twitter. 👋🏼

[frank costanza’s lawyer @_carrrmen]

the cure deliberately kept ticket prices low and @Ticketmaster was like “lol bet” and charges more in fees than the band is for the actual show

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

Amazon: your package has been delivered!
Me: *goes into my account to see what I ordered*

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

My toxic trait is shopping online when I pump in the middle of the night, forgetting about it and then remembering when I go through my emails later in the day😂

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

Hilary Duff is a queen🥹

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

Not them playing the way I loved you by TS when Conrad steps in for Jeremiah at the deb ball🥺 #TheSummerITurnedPretty

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

Still can’t believe I got a job offer after showing up to the interview very obviously pregnant. 🥲

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

I used to go to my nail lady’s house😂

[venste13 @ven_ste]

Remember during Covid we’d have to sneak into the barbershop like we were doing a drug deal 🤣

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

I need a bloody steak and glass of wine after this baby is out 🤤

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

Me: can I get 2 egg sausage McMuffins

McD’s employee: we’re not serving
breakfast at this time.

Me: 🥺

McD’s employee: hold on…okay we have 2 left.

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

Why is everyone selling their Coachella passes 😂

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

God really answered my prayers🥺🙏🏼

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

“you were searched 43 times on Linkedin this week” ok so where’s my job

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

Texas doesn’t believe in toilet seat covers 😵‍💫

[🇺🇦 David Griner 🇺🇦 @griner]

Coinbase marketing team right now

[Nasty girl (nasty) @LilG00b]

Wait, people were really on their parents’ insurance until 26?! Why have i been paying mine since i was 20 🥲

[Kurtwood Smith @tahitismith]

Red and Kitty, teenagers, grunge rock…let’s gooooo! #That90sShow @netflix

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

lol me when Ivan says donuts are breakfast food 😂

[Marilynn M @MurMarilynn]

Pregnancy is beautiful and fun… except when you have bad heartburn + anemia and can’t take anti-acids with iron supplements🙃

Natural remedies for heartburn welcomed here.