Puns intended.

I hate political correctness; if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck it's definitely a duck

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@AmbokoJH Instead, we will shoot the messenger

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@itskipronoh Mimi naye Kipchirchir haezi pata yangu. 2022 hakupata na 2027 hapati. Wacha tu atufukarishe na kura zenu

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@Adele_lide Akitaka shamba Runda anunue yake, sio aibe

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@AlinurMohamed_ Are we talking of Somalis or Kenyan Somali?If it's the former, to hell with their investments

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@ahmednasirlaw @WilliamsRuto So rich of you to imagine the presidents hands are not in the cookie jar

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@NjeriBt Here wondering whether the Italians are on social media

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@Disembe Uhuru left pump price at 159, your messiah took it to 220

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@luxemiaa I hate it as an Uber driver when riders sit behind me.

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@JCarhire Neighbour akipika omena nahama, not because I want to dictate food choices but for my peace of mind. Can't stand that smell

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@IsraelinKenya If the target is Israelis, we should see more of https://t.co/kC8yEik8aZ lost the moral paradigm the moment you flattened Gaza

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@OleItumbi And Ruto is the supposed savior? Fisi inaeza okoa mbuzi?

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@Elviss_nj @sumeiya_omar Wee ni mjinga hivi kwani

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@anode09 @njanja_dennis Show us how the first 3 years are better than any of his predecessors. Let's use your metric

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@theminamano @Alex_Karumbo Basic decency ain't driving 20km/hr and stopping at a zebra crossing where nobody is crossing the road.its a car, not a rickshaw

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@ManUtd Coach 🤔

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@NickksL @BernardKavuli Make us understand. What's being sold here?
Who is the currency?
Who gains?

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@Veronicakilonz1 @RuttoEdith Tulia ufike 40 tuone

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@Kenyans Is this a person employed from our taxes? How many jobs had he created before nonsense got into his head?

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@EtalePhilip At least I am not daft enough to realize Uhuru had done all this and the project was stopped by the same people that are celebrating this under the pretext of expensive tolls, what changed? Ama ni tribal angle tu

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@Brainiarc7 @SpaceYaMagari You are making something up here. The system read your plate while behind this pickup?