Chris R Murray

[Chris R Murray @MurcatONE]

@okcthunder Murray 30 Icon

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

Great Scott! Retweet if you agree.

[Chris R Murray @MurcatONE]

@okcthunder Murray 30 City

[Chris R Murray @MurcatONE]

Is it me, or does it look like the #LARams equipment staff accidentally left a brown sock in the wash when the were doing a load of whites. #laundryfail #tideultraoxi

[Mrs. Murray @tmh1383]

From @MurcatONE and me, Merriest of Christmas to all! “And the angel said to them, “Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.” Luke 2:10-11

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

The COVID relief bill gives your tax money to:
- Egypt: $1,300,000,000
- Sudan: $700,000,000
- Israel: $500,000,000
- Ukraine: $453,000,000
- Nepal: $135,000,000
- Burma: $135,000,000
- Cambodia: $85,000,000
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- You: $600
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Thanks, congress.

[Chris R Murray @MurcatONE]

@ScooterMagruder Definitely #1!

[Chris R Murray @MurcatONE]

So 2020 already sucks. Sports are finally back. I have been faithfully paying my cable bill. So why are games blacked out? 1. You can’t even attend the game in person. And 2. At this point, who gives a s*** what market you’re in? #thanksatttv#thanksmlb

[Chris R Murray @MurcatONE]

Hey @czabe, this is a must for your trip to Scotland this summer.

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

I mean this is Golden Tee right

[Chris R Murray @MurcatONE]

@ScooterMagruder 1!

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

NBA Fans During Free Agency 2019 😂😂😂

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

How Fans Reacted to Avengers Endgame 😂😂😂

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

-Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Noah shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Noah shark-
If you have kids you know this song lol look inspired by Noah. #whynot #fashionking

[Gene Chizik @CoachGeneChizik]

I find this to be so true: “The biggest communication problem is that we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply.” -Stephen R. Covey

[Chris R Murray @MurcatONE]

Something doesn’t look right. I had to wait an extra week for this? #deliveryfail #ups #altrarunning

[Denlesks @Denlesks]

“Hoping my old man stays in Lithuania”

“Bro, we all hoping he stays in Lithuania.”

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

A-The whole movie takes place during a Christmas party B-There is Christmas music all thru the movie C-It’s about a dad trying to make it home for the holidays while the “Grinch” tries to ruin Christmas. What am I missing? https://t.co/deGBLYi3FF

[Skratch @Skratch]

What lip outs feel like...

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Did someone say it was #NationalBossDay?