Allen Iverson turns 51 today.
β No. 1 pick
β Rookie of the Year
β 3Γ steals leader
β 4Γ scoring champ
β 11Γ All-Star
β MVP
β On-court career earnings: $154M
β No. 3 retired: 76ers
β Hall of Fame
β NBA 75th Anniversary Team
β Film: Like Mike
β VP of Reebok Basketball
β Earns $800K annually from lifetime Reebok deal; set to receive a $32M trust when he turns 55
HBD to the original AI.
@ApexJonesHACKED This coming from a crusty 50 year old who has spent his entire midlife crisis glued to a basement chair, tweeting about another man like itβs a full-time job. Touch grass or seek therapy nigga π
iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.