Mase Money

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

"Dad, what was Marco Reus like?"

[Virginia Beach Fan Account @6v6_S0und]

“Dad, tell me about the night Drake dropped THREE albums at the same time”

[Borussia Dortmund @BVB]

Wir werden Dich vermissen! 💛

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

The last team to eliminate PSG from the UCL, OTD in 2024. 🖤💛🥹

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Padres scored five runs in the ninth to walk it off for their seventh win in a row

[js9innings @js9inningsmedia]

The San Diego Padres crowd chanting “Holy Sheets” moments before Gavin Sheets connects for a majestic walk off 3-run home run.

How can you not be romantic about baseball ❤️

[Friar Talk @padrespod]

Me when I watch Manny Machado take an 85 mph sweeper down the middle

[Shawn Spradling @Shawn_Spradling]

The WBC is not a World Series atmosphere

It is a World Cup atmosphere

[Noor @noorrietje]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

When you hear that Nancy Pelosi just took a position in a stock you’re holding

[David Rowe @mrdavidrowe]

I just found a 3-year old Twitter account which follows no one, is followed by no one, and tweets 10+ times a day. I kinda respect that level of shouting into the void.

[in pain & denial @dortmundsreus]

official account posting this is crazy???

[Based Jessica @RealJessica]

It’s illegal to feed wildlife in national parks because they get dependent on handouts and forget how to survive.

Kinda sounds familiar doesn’t it?

[Serhou Guirassy @Guirassy_19]

😮‍💨

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

We love this place.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Gambling is only an addiction if you're losing. If you're winning, it's called a revenue stream. They don't tell you that in school.

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall! Who Is The Fairest Of Them All? WOOOOO!

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

The fact that some people solely get their news by headlines is wild- look how different these 2 notifications read this morning.

[Christopher @molochofficial]

You tell someone in California that you’re from Rhode Island and they’re like wow that’s soo crazy

[THE™ Jessi Davin @jessithebuckeye]

Ric Flair outliving everybody is crazy