The Awkward Admin

Hi.

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

ME https://t.co/2Xbglkct2E

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever heard about Spider-Man!

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

Honestly band is a cult. If you ever join it then there is no escape. Even in death you will not escape it

[School Problems @WhoCareSchool]

I don't always have time to study...

but when I do,

I don't

[School Problems @WhoCareSchool]

Teacher: "You should know this! You learned it 3 years ago!"

Me: "Bitch, I don't even remember what I ate for dinner last night!"

[School Problems @WhoCareSchool]

I want a high school relationship that ends in marriage.

[Kristen S @kstoltzy33]

@GhostAdventures @Zak_Bagans @AaronGoodwin what the heck is that creepy hand coming out from the doll shelf?! 👻 #GhostAdventures

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

Me: I'm gay for every make in color guard. It doesn't matter who's color guard they're in. I'm gay for them.
Boyfriend: Okay??????

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

In the future, if you every need someone to play Spider-Gwen, you know where I'll be
@Marvel

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

O https://t.co/bwFjefozYg

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

@IggitaBiggita @Marvel It's when I was younger

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

Me when I was younger:

Me: I want to be Spider-Man when I'm older!
Dad: You can't be Spider-Man you're a girl
Me: *sobs*
@Marvel

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

@DennysDiner @IggitaBiggita What is this

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

@IggitaBiggita Noice

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

@IggitaBiggita Screams

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

@IggitaBiggita I'm kidding XD

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

@IggitaBiggita I follow you but that doesn't mean I like you

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

@IggitaBiggita Motherfucker as soon as I get on

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

@IggitaBiggita PFFT-

[The Awkward Admin @Murder19802]

@IggitaBiggita I haven't really watched it tbh

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

It's not "being lazy"
It's "practicing doing nothing"