Murderbot wandering.shop/@murderbotbot

Bot that tweets quotes(incl spoilers) from @marthawells1' The Murderbot Diaries. Has no gender. Character's pronouns are It/its. (cared for by @writerphoebe)

[Murderbot wandering.shop/@murderbotbot @MurderBotBot]

Same name on the sky app. Find me on wanderingshop on the elephant app (see name).

Can't continue to post on current n*zi app. Please be safe. We will get through this night.

[Murderbot wandering.shop/@murderbotbot @MurderBotBot]

Same name on the sky app. Find me on wanderingshop on the elephant app (see name).

Can't continue to post on current n*zi app. Please be safe. We will get through this night.

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Being terrified was starting to give way to being really angry.

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Protect yourself from the Corp Rim, all.
https://t.co/hIhshXk2db

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Ayda had known what constructs were, but the full reality of it hadn’t hit until she had listened to SecUnit coax Volescu out of the pit as the jerky video had played in their team feed.

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Oh, ART’s humans had a cute pet name for it. I saved that to permanent archive immediately.

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Why have a bed that could easily accommodate four medium to large humans when you only had one hook for towels in the bath facility? Were the humans supposed to share the towel?

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It’s slipped in front of her, reassuring lean bulk between her and the intruder. Its also somehow managed to catch the syrup bottle she had dropped without noticing, and it sets it on the counter.

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(If I’m going to make up shit I’d rather do it about something else besides how a human got murdered by another human.)

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But I knew I could do this. (I hoped I could do this. I had been wondering a lot about my judgment lately.)

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I didn’t want to see helpless humans. I’d rather see smart ones rescuing each other.

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I designated the intruder as targetControlSystem. I hoped it was sentient enough to hurt when I killed it.

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“Can I ask you a question?” I never know how to answer this. Should I go with my first impulse, which is always “no” or just give in to the inevitable?

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It had been bothering me for a while, but I had been too agitated to pay attention.

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Fortunately I hadn’t just been standing there like a moron and didn’t drop the perfectly good opening she was trying to hand me.

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No wonder Mensah had looked into the cubicle; she had probably thought I was dead in there.

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When I said everything kept happening at once, it had mostly been an exaggeration, but now everything was actually happening at once.

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I wasn’t surprised she was a supervisor. (I had worked with a lot of human corporate supervisors and after a while they were fairly easy to identify.)

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I want you to know who targetControlSystem is fucking with right now.

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I hate it when ART is right.