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[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

Shocktober is a miniseries on the $5 and up level of https://t.co/3UbBua8HPC but what is $5 if you can always find a satanist with $48,000,000 to offer you $2,000,000 to renounce Jesus?

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No way it's @MurderBryan

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

@Rockford_Guy Money, it helps people

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

bankers tanked the economy and millions of people lost their homes and not a single banker went to prison #DemocratsHelpPeople

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@CultofNewMedia @snackvampire I’m in the middle of doing Shocktober research and any time an intern or producer takes a day off it’s just nonstop yelling at them

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

@snackvampire Show business is probably pretty brutal if you are on the lower rung of a popular show

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

@FrasierCranium I think I cringe imagining having someone like that on my show lol

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

Loveline is a hard show to pull audio from because it’s the most offensive show I’ve ever covered

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

Also, I’m extremely not a fan of Loveline episodes with David Alan Grier

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

I cover offensive radio and I’ve never heard anything like it

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

@FucktardIdiot Especially when the only clue they had to go on was like “hi I’m 17 and I’m bisexual”

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

After looking in to the social media metrics for the local hard rock station I believe I am owed a morning zoo

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

@cullenthecomic Which one of these songs would your dead grandma love? Tune in to the PODKast and cry with us

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

@ArmyStrang @inthesedeserts I would go absolutely nuts to far behind

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

@ArmyStrang @inthesedeserts I would love to guest on the Candlebox episode

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

What even is this? How are these songs “Beer and Wings” songs?

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

That famous music genre “Beer and Wings”

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

@kaysteve__ I’ve nicely requested that you do not do that

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

I found the greatest pants but since people bought all of the yellow Gatorade zero sugar and caramellos when I specifically told them to cut it out I will not be telling you about them. That’s your punishment

[Bяyan @MurderBryan]

@ConnorSouthard They are even better than JNCOs my friend