"Getting a man to date me while being this small is a pain in the fucking ass."
Don't mind her. She's just all sorts of grumpy and cleaning around the hotel.
@UnbalancedHabit "Don't be silly. There are no children in Hell. I'm no child." She commented, pocketing the now messy hanky for later pusposes.
"I may be small, but I'm a grown woman! What about you? You're a bit young in the face to be a blacksmith."
@UnbalancedHabit "Oh he's not here, mister." She's laughing, looking up to him before she reached behind herself and leapt up.
Like the strange creature she was, she had cleaned his cheek with a clean hanky.
"There. All better!"
@UnbalancedHabit "Oh no no no! You're a grown man. I'm sure someone like you can clean yourself real easy. Unless you literally are incapable of it..then I have no choice but to put an old filthy dog down.
...You CAN clean yourself...riiiight?" What a scary little cyclops..