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Childless dog lady who solves mysteries wherever I go. Also, I just adore watching my dear friend on that delightful sitcom set in Miami. he/him

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@SoGoodWeNamedlt @trixiemattel I’m so sorry. 💔

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@SoGoodWeNamedlt But they’re such experts on nitrous oxide, you know Rose’s dentist has to be up there.

https://t.co/x5II2ALKUI

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@hallmarkpodcast If only Santa-con were just you guys on otherwise mostly deserted streets.

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@hallmarkpodcast Godspeed

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@GoldenGirlsPod I wonder if this story was originally written for Sophia, and Estelle had a conflict. Even the last joke about having a date seemed like something Sophia would say. And Bea could have conveyed Dorothy’s annoyance with Laverne with a look and maybe an oblique St. Olaf reference.

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@GoldenGirlsPod I did not love Dorothy’s treatment of Laverne or Barbara, and I don’t buy that she would have been that up in Gloria or Phil’s son’s—let alone Stan’s nephew’s—love life. I hadn’t considered that last one until you mentioned it but I really doubt she’d side with Stan’s relation.

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@GoldenGirlsPod (Both of) your top pick was really interesting to me. I need to rewatch but I didn’t think Blanche was actually turned on in that scene, so much as trying to make him horny? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@GoldenGirlsPod The imaginary ski instructor named Fritz during the heat wave: “My god, it must be 120 in here!”

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@AlienCG Awww #margotkidder and #cynthianixon in the same ep was a nice combo of what was good about the earlier years and what could have been in the later seasons, if they’d cast promising new talent more frequently. And tbh if I lived in JB’s building I’d never go out. #MurderSheDrank

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#herbedelman mansplaining (#stansplaining?) agoraphobia made me wonder what would happen if he’d shown up in the #goldengirls episode where Dorothy befriended the ‘60s shutin. #MurderSheDrank

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In my fantasy there’s a bloopers clip in which he called her “aunt Jess” during that scene at the brownstone just now. #MurderSheDrank

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Angela Lansbury's nephew, David Lansbury, is playing Peter Morgan, the step-brother to Cynthia Nixon's character Alice Morgan!

https://t.co/e1oJcq9kcD

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“I’m kind of glad we’re not related” - huh???? #MurderSheDrank

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@mkwlk “Today was the day Jordan Bartlett became president.” (I mean, this character was clearly supposed to be a thinly veiled #theformerguy right?) #MurderSheDrank

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Approximately 45? #MurderSheDrank

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Wrong verb, I think. #MurderSheDrank

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@AlienCG There was a #nytimes article a few years ago…something like “Freud is being taught at all kinds of universities, just not in the psychology department.” So it’s kind of fitting that JB would quote him as a mystery writer —> criminology prof. #MurderSheDrank

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Detective #grady? Probably smarter than JB’s nephew, but that doesn’t mean he’s by any means a competent detective. #MurderSheDrank

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#AndJustLikeThat…#cynthianixon screamed really loudly. #MurderSheDrank

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Already off to a wild start. #MurderSheDrank

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I don’t really care that the writing isn’t on par with the show’s earlier years, but presenting this bonkers plot as a figment of JB’s imagination is truly unacceptable! We know she’s a better writer than this. #MurderSheDrank

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@LizzDonnelly I got bingo even though I was late so I gave up and skipped ahead to catch up at that exact moment. I didn’t think it could make less sense than what I had been watching in sequence. Wtf? #MurderSheDrank