The Joker

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@FruitcakesQuinn ...Ahhh! You said that it wouldn't get up there! *Growls as his upper lip flares up* Harley...HARLEY!

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@FruitcakesQuinn You seem awful chipper today, the babies have been eating right?

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@FruitcakesQuinn *Growls as a slight scowl appears on his face.* I suppose I had that coming.

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@FruitcakesQuinn Shnookums! Hoo hoo hoo! You're back! *Blinks*Wait? Who said you could thwap? Only I do the thwapin'!

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@DiaryOfBette True, and I wouldn't want her any other way. Except for her y'know not mixing up the bombs and bowling balls.

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@DiaryOfBette You have such a dirty mouth! Do me a favor and don't clean it with Orbitz? I'm a bit amazed by it...

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@DiaryOfBette Well I do enjoy the occasional beaver every now and then...if you get my drift.

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@DiaryOfBette Ughhh, don't remind me. *Shudders* Although...he does come in handy when I need seafood. Fried penguin. YUM.

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@DiaryOfBette Har dee har harr! You sound like Cobblepot when he's all "If you hate the Bat so much, why don't ya marry him?"

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@DiaryOfBette Why hellooooooo there! *Big grins*

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Mmmmm...hehehehehehe...I know something you don't know. Wanna guess? Hee hee!

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@DiaryOfBette You've got it! Hahahahaha!

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@DiaryOfBette Mind if I send her an e-mail of my own? "The 15 ways you can use Smilex as seasoning?"

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Tick tock. Tick tock. *Shoots the clock* Good! That's been bugging me for weeks!

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Shhhhhhhh...I need total silence for my open heart surgery. *He smirked while pulling out a scalpel.*

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@DiaryofBette Here's lookin' at you kiddo. *Winks*

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Hehehehehehehe...

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Sounds like someone that I know is in the dumps! Maybe a smile will take away that frown...*Sly grins*

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Hehehehehe...

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Now let's play a game of Hot Potato! If ya drop them...you die. Plain and simple. You have 15 minutes...HAVE FUN! Hahahahahahaha!