Burry Dutts

A disasterous play on words. 24h Canberra Bunnings Grand Slam 12/09/17. If I see it I will try to diagnose your appliance problems (I’m sorry)

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

This belongs in a museum https://t.co/n6Dhi7UPuQ

[Cool Eric @OBiiieeee]

when you've only had 2 beers and your friends drag you onto the dance floor

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

@CommBank I don’t want notifications. So please stop asking everytime I want to check my bank balance

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

@Officeworks The human verification appears when I try to visit the officeworks website, before I can use the website for anything

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

@Officeworks your human verification system is broken on Firefox. I’m repeatedly asked to find the endpoint of the car with no advancement. When I try to make a purchase using Chrome, your address API doesn’t recognise any postcodes

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

Now that’s what I call a window

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

@AppleSupport I know the solution: update MacOS. Its just frustrating that the way I get “notified” is that Bluetooth starts lagging. System will run fine after an update, then when an update becomes available there will be Bluetooth audio and HID problems. Ever since I bought it

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

@AppleSupport why is it that every time my Bluetooth starts playing up, there’s an OS update?

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

@Griptread @Asher_Wolf So that’s why they have a warning 🤔

[🇵🇸 Permanent Intifada 🇵🇸 @heyMAKWA]

i'm not going to link any of them here, for a variety of reasons, but please be aware of what is probably the deadliest AI scam i've ever heard of:

plant and fungi foraging guide books. the authors are invented, their credentials are invented, and their species IDs will kill you

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

The free market works

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@onkel_henrik I don’t have any furniture, but I can help with some heavy lifting

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@onkel_henrik Hvor fra og til? Jeg ikke har bil

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Watched a tour bus go by and one of the passengers was taking a video of the 7-eleven across the road

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Infinite beer glitch

[stupid @ViagraPussy]

this goes hard

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

@Coleens_ Too big?

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@SparkleOps I would say Milwaukee then, more versatile than dewalt

[💋 ☭ @_pcthug]

I can’t believe aus governments are putting price caps on resell Taylor swifts tickets but not rent

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

@SparkleOps What will they be primarily used for?

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@flashman Can you bag a thylacine?

[Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel]

Tom Clancy looking down from above stunned that this is actually happening.

[Burry Dutts @MurderousTurd]

You ever do a bomb-dive in a pool and feel the water pound your head? Ka-Lump!

Anyway, thinking about that CEO whose submarine imploded