Murf Tupperware P.E.

Walton Goggins enthusiast, proud Ben Carson advocate. Lambda Chi alum at UTK class of 88, I am the Green Bastard from parts unknown

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Rumor has it Lane kiffin actually portrayed Long Tan and Handsome from SpongeBob before he became a football coach. #themoreyouknow

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Confirmed texts between Will Stein and Lane kiffin
Well said coach

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Rumor has it stoops is calling plays for UK again
We’re chopped

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I used to like lane kiffin till I realized we were chasing the same women. Fuck that guy

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Welcome to Lexington

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If you don’t feel a compelling force to play the air guitar when the guitar solo comes on in free bird then leave the country. You’re prolly a communist phaggot

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Phil is basically Robert deniro in casino

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Rumor has it Tyran Stokes will be announcing his commitment to UTSA on Monday. Huge win for the roadrunners

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@KamWilliamsFN Euthanize. Now

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Nobody balds like sig nu

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@CoacJimmyDykes Haha phaggot. Bet you like dick too. Free them just tryna have a white boy summer take this dick and suck it

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@Mistur_Sparkle @MarioMaitland_3 @KentuckyMBB Didn’t know it was a crime to support a fanbase
You’d do that if you had friends to do it with
Fuckin nerd

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@LarryEnticer coming for you. Listen up dick breath. @CboysTV bringing back the legend that is Murf Tupperware. This enticer guy never stood a chance he’s a fuggin 96er

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Heard @LarryEnticer making a come back. Don’t think I forgot about this buddy. Blasters over pitters all day cock licker

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@KySportsRadio I know we have had our differences (I.e. earlier today when I threw a stray at you on here) but I fully agree with this. Hell of a crew to watch play. Sorry for my priors Matthew

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Hanging with my good friend Roger B. Toilet at the ocean manor and Laudy
Shits fr ignant

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Saw @KySportsRadio at tin roof the other day. Cock was indeed hanging out of his pant leg. How much did that surgery cost?

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Hard rock just fucked me in the ass. The green bastard has been captured. I think the dealer saw thru my mask. Currently being held in a cell in casino jail but I keistered my phone in. Hopefully the Asian masseuse doesn’t have a cock because she’s about to rub me down

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Fuck marry kill
Mitch Barnhart mark pope and Malachi Moreno

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@kentuckylucas @KySportsRadio @ryanlemond Your dad didn’t take his belt to ur ass enough and it shows