Alright guys here's the play. We're going to miss the two pointer, because we don't want the tie, we want the win. So on the kickoff, instead of an onside kick, we're gonna kick a looping knuckleball at a random walk-on that doesnt have a jersey nameplate and ruin his whole life. Then instead of running the clock out? We'll kick it with 40 seconds left. As a joke. Then we'll pick them off when they think they have hope. Ready? Break.
The buy game discourse is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.
If a team pays you to play them, it’s a buy game for them.
That’s it. There’s nothing else to this discussion. It’s just an objective fact.
@VilleVibesOnly@UTAFan@JonRothstein A buy game is where you PAY THE OTHER TEAM TO COME PLAY YOU. There is nothing about the “underdog” or “spread” or “upset potential” that affects the meaning of “buy game”
Ok, Jimbo Talarico, you're our new senator. I hope you enjoyed your five minutes of celebration. Now, let's get on to the key issue facing our state: how do you fix the Aggie offense?
My favorite running gag in F1 is the safety car driver putting his entire soul on the line trying to drive as fast as possible while the leader he picked up wants to kill him with their bare hands for driving too slowly
Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
Dude some of y'all go like "Anyone have this image" and proceed to draw the funniest remake of the image
Like bro you don't need the image anymore this IS the new image
I know today is a big day for our nation. But no matter what the results show tonight, let’s try to be civil to one another. It’s only the first ranking from the CFP, after all.