Theresa Cmelik

Catholic, Wife of @jakecmelik, Mom, Nurse RN, Sister, Daughter, Friend.
Likes organization, but not organized.
Tired...

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

If your spouse gave you the option between new windows to cool the house significantly or a new Lexus, which am I choosing?

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

@jakecmelik Pretty sure you're supposed to slide the stem in through the slit in the middle.

The precariousness of this situation makes my brain anxious. 😬

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

When your soul is just tired...

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

@jakecmelik @IowaKatholic But we COULD just expand the renovation project to include the kitchen.... 😁😁😁
Got any more work trips you could go on?

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

@maureent71 And even if your relationship starts with minimal to no mental work to communicate, continue to work on that!
As the relationship progresses and time goes by, there will be increasing communication needs and changes in perspective/perception.
Communication is so key!

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

When the husband 'abandons' you.... 😬😅 @jakecmelik

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

Our ring camera has us in an AI Pro trial period, and the notations sometimes give me a good laugh.
This came up and I couldn't help, but pair it with one of Stella's favorite Lenny Pearce songs. ❤️🐰

Now I need to go take care of the brown rabbit in my yard. ;)

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

@jakecmelik @TheresaZoe I disagree. I would have preferred they all had it at once. This has drug out for SOOOOO long!

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

A working birthday this year.
Cheers to 37!
@ruthieremembers

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

A phrase I never anticipated I'd have to say professionally:
"Sir, we are all out of cuddle-buddies"

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

Follow up booger poll:
Acceptable places to remove your face-ick?
A) Kerchief from pocket
B) Tissue anywhere
C) Tissue in the bathroom
D) Sleeve
E) Inside the collar
F) Snot rocket into sink
G) Snot rocket outside on ground
H) Smear on wall
I) Near bathroom sink, into hands

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

A shower poll:
When you have boogers mid-shower, do you
A) snot-rocket them out
B) blow them into your hands, and rinse
C) wait until you are out and use a tissue
D) something else

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

How do you describe the inner turmoil of living among so many people and friends, yet feeling so incredibly isolated.

THEN, how do you grab that friend out of that pit and invite them "into the out now*" to begin thriving instead of surviving?

*-Oh, from Home*

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

@kaileee_brianne Goat head 🤬

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

@otokyo Echo

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

@thecavemommy Similar with us: Our thoughts were, "if we're going to spend that much on a car anyway, we might as well get what we want." We have a 2019 Subaru Ascent (8 seats) - love it, btw (though we had to get a topper for storage cause now we fill all the seats)

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

@CieraHebson @jakecmelik A very good question.... A good question indeed. 🤣

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

What's the going sentence these days for pouring cold water on your wife over the shower curtain? ....

@jakecmelik anxiously awaits the verdict.

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

Wife brings home more “cute” decorative pillows. Your move:

A) Accept — they’re in the marriage contract.
B) Exorcise them — toss into driveway.
C) Relocate to a different room — wrong aesthetic for the living room.
D) Ignore — they’ll end up in the basement anyway-thanks, kids)

[Theresa Cmelik @Murffles]

When wearing scrubs out in the wild, I have found that many feel more inclined to approach me with questions.

Not just health care questions, any question.

Other nurses, do you also find this to be true?

[Jake The Great In Eastertide @jakecmelik]

With the rising cost of beef, pur local Fred Meyer no longer cuts roasts bigger than 2.5 lbs for the shelves. So TIL I have, "needs to ask for special portion sizes at the butcher" number of kids 😂