SpaceFarce Captain Murica

Stable Captain Genius in Murica's new Space Farce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

Disclosure: parody account. Not affiliated with the real Space Force. Which also isn't real. #SpaceFarce #MakeSpaceGreatAgain

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

Sorry for the long hiatus. I spent some time checking out Uranus. Looks like I got back just in time to supervise the use of our flying water tankers to help put out the fire at that rocketship-looking church. #SpaceFarce #MakeSpaceGreatAgain

[RealHousewifeOfMichigan @RealHousewifeMi]

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[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@realDonaldTrump Great new book: "The Case For Impeaching Trump" by Victor Davis Hanson, Hoover Senior Fellow.

There - fixed that for you (and him). #SpaceFarce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@KC_Sass Seven Nation Army. #SpaceFarce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@_Tempo11 Sorry; it's already named after my 2nd favorite Battlestar. #Pegasus #SpaceFarce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@EdKrassen @realDonaldTrump Doesn't he have to think once first? Already a tall order.... #SpaceFarce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@realDonaldTrump #SpaceFarce already uses 9G, because we're awesome and super-real. #MakeSpaceGreatAgain

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@realDonaldTrump It will, with you being sentenced to the dilithium mines of Rurapente. #SpaceFarce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@realDonaldTrump It sure is, so you should deactivate your Twitter account and never speak again. #SpaceFarce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@Stop_Trump20 Thoughts and prayers.

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@mjs03093641 Schlongenfreude?

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@DeeDeeDiane9 @ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent speech were you even remotely close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump You're a fucking idiot. #SpaceFarce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@realDonaldTrump The Conman-in-Chief tweets are false. He is a true ENEMA OF THE PEOPLE! #SpaceFarce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@funder Working on adding the troposphere to the suit, but we have some jurisdictional issues to sorr out. #MakeSpaceGreatAgain #SpaceFarce

[Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @realDonaldTrFan]

Crazy FBI chief Andrew McCabe said Deputy Atorney General Rod Rosenstein wanted to RECORD ME talking about the details of HOW I conspired with Russia to get ME elected - AND details about HOW I'm giving lots of favors to Putin in return! This is treason! TREASON!!

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

Why is it that Skynet could become self-aware, but Trump and his MAGAt followers can't? #SpaceFarce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

Testing out our new flight suits.... #SpaceFarce

[SpaceFarce Captain Murica @MuricaSpace]

@EricTrump @Acosta It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect! #Fredo #SpaceFarce