Murimi 🐐

When God orders even satan himself can deliver. God's word is final✊ Manchester City is Blue. 💙💙

[Murimi 🐐 @Murimi_Rickyy]

@KhalifKairo @Payless_Africa @KhalifKairo 👊🏾

[Murimi 🐐 @Murimi_Rickyy]

@KhalifKairo @Payless_Africa Just downloaded it
Its great 🔥

[Murimi 🐐 @Murimi_Rickyy]

@KhalifKairo @Payless_Africa First one here

[City Chief @City_Chief]

Pep Guardiola on Man City's hectic schedule.

Spot on 👏🏼

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

random clips from the CL night. [a thread]

you can add😀.

https://t.co/zniZ9iz0dV

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

"God mode" in Windows

[📹 chadstechtips]

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This is an engineer's design of intersections that require no traffic lights

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Some of the records broken by Erik ten Hag:

- Manchester United hadn't lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't finished bottom of their CL group since 2006, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back games to West Ham since 2007, until Erik Ten Hag.

- No Manchester United manager has conceded 20 goals to Liverpool/City in their first 7 games against them since Alfred Albut in the 1800s, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag

- No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competition's history until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost 4 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never failed to keep a clean sheet in 5 of 6 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost 12 of the opening 23 games of the season, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag.

- Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost 7 of the opening 16 PL games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back league games against Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 3 games in a row to Newcastle United since 1922, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Newcastle hadn't kept 3 clean sheets in a row against Manchester United since 1897, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until Erik Ten Hag.

- No English team in CL history had ever conceded 14 goals in the first 5 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in 4 different CL games in a season, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag, twice since.

- Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never dropped this many points from a winning position in CL history, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag.

- No team had ever given away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competition's history, until Erik Ten Hag.

- No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester United since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.

- No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existence, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

this is nuts.

https://t.co/dk8mH5Z56C

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Johnny, Johnny Stones! 🎶🤩

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

⚽️ @erling
⚽️ @erling
⚽️ @PhilFoden

Our last meeting with Manchester United... 😍💙

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Ederson knows! 🙌🩵

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Goosebumps every time. Every single time

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

John Stones on his role vs Inter: “I played No.8, I’d not played it before.

Don't think I'll ever get over this.

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Everything was going so perfectly until...💔
https://t.co/pUgswYEzpp

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

“When Manchester City beat Real Madrid that was the best football I've ever seen."

-Sir Jim Ratcliffe

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2010, Australian teenager Sam Ballard was drinking with his friends when they saw a slug crawl across the floor.

Sam’s friends dared him to eat the slug and after some debate he decided it would be funny, so he did.

A few days later Sam became weak and complained of severe pain in his legs.

After visiting the emergency room doctors told him that he had contracted a parasite known as ‘rat lungworm’ from the slug.

Soon after the diagnosis, Sam fell into a coma, where he remained for 420 days.

He woke up paralyzed, unable to eat without a tube or move without intense effort. He required 24-hour care, seven days a week.

He died 8 years later in 2018.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Asking Ronaldo fans about Messi, and Messi fans about Ronaldo 🐐🤝

(w/@Culturecams & @LyesBouzidi10) https://t.co/z3NHA5aENB

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Men 😂