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Following, not endorsing.

We live in a wondrous time in which the strong is weak because of moral scruples and the weak grows strong because of his audacity.

[i @Murlobe]

Why does Deadpool not have an MVP animation where he breaks the 4th wall, it's a crime he doesn't. @MarvelRivals

[vost @foolibuster]

team call

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@RupertLowe10 Consesus isn't what he does, also known as thinking for yourself.

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@twibuzmatome that's just it's ribs, totally normal

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I hate random names for sauces at restaurants with no description.

Would you like to try our GOOBY sauce, our SPICY GOOBY sauce, or our signature DALES FAVORITE?

What the fuck does any of that mean, can I try them all? No that would be extra for each one.

Fuck off.

[i @Murlobe]

@Superwhitney @CollinRugg The dude they killed was a double murderer, they did the taxpayers a favor.

[i @Murlobe]

the 3 essential jobs of a highly functional society

janitor, babysitter, bitcoin

[AdinUpdate @AdinUpdate]

Adin Ross says people will be able to quit their real life jobs and work in his GTA 6 server while earning a full-time salary 😳

“You can quit your jobs and work in my server as a janitor, babysitter, you could even be a Bitcoin”

[i @Murlobe]

@Guitarbeard Growing crops to feed your friends and family and discovering new frontiers feels way more like 'doing something' than 90% of modern jobs.

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@OlympicDrankz @USTechWorkers Extremely lucky. A high profile dev team I worked with had 1 white dude, the rest would sit and watch bollywood movies, dance, take 2 hour lunch breaks, or sleep at their desk. The one decent Indian guy got promoted out of their division ironically, the rest were con artists.

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@oasishealthapp Great work, guys. Few own up like you have, but the hate comes regardless. Hope the app pulls through more useful and accurate in the future.

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@MistialD @LegalYookay How many stories of gay men fabricating stories of sexual harassment or assault have there been? Never heard a single one. Women falsely accusing men have put other women in this situation. The risk the company is reducing lies in the hands of women.

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@Aarvoll_ This extends to even virtual groups, like a white only dating app, or college clubs. Both have endless examples of being allowed for other races, like a black only dating app or a Vietnamese pride club in college. They dont want whites together in any way without them present.

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@FrenlyFrenchBoi the camel toe in the bottom right is all you need to know

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@MaisonneuveBam2 @ReformedStoic This is all women have, access to their used up holes is their only capital. Their entire personality is just "my holes" and what they do with them.

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@yuki111888 Stop ISE

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@HippieSeve17297 @Nolimitzor_X maybe women youre with bud, my girls manipulating that big digit

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@yeeldfarm @chipskylarp Personality? She acts like an SSRI drone

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@BasedTorba You see the problem is I can't train an American who's honest on his resume, but a completely fabricated foreigners resume I cant verify is obviously experienced enough for the job.

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@steve_pemb @Cernovich they're begging to stay on our team and you think they're competition 😂