Merin Ellingwood

Army Vet and Mechanic. Just going with the flow of things.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

Washing the chariot today. Inside and out. Ella es muchacha sucia.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

When conversing with my mom, expect to be stuffed with stories and overly seasoned with exaggeration.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

If I'm not mistaken, the 1st amendment is still a part of our constitution.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

I'm so fancy. You already know.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

Dude, don't talk to me. You slide by with doing the bare minimum, you come to class fucked up 24/7, and you act like an ignorant fool. STFU.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

Never go full retard.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

Nothing like a stress filled morning like driving on the interstate during a thunderstorm. I need a beer.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

Eating marshmallows as my first meal of the day. Someone come cook me breakfast.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

I don't live in my past. Therefore I don't bring it up. 👌

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

I always forget to take my medicine.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

Fucking fuck spiders. Fuckers are everywhere and they need to quit. UGH! AND these are the jumping ones. Fast little fucks. 😫

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

I want a tru-duc-ken.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

@ju1ceb0xes awww boo. I miss you so freaking much! This pictures captures everything. I love you.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

Diplo is coming to Nashville!!! 😵

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

Might be getting a boat with mi madre. And I'm sorry for whoever uses this bathroom after me. May the force be with you.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

This medication has me sleeping shitty and I'm about tired of it 😤

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

@flexasaurusXrex yas yüng phoebe ie$ha. Stank booty hoe.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

My dog won't stop farting 😩 this is gruesome.

[Merin Ellingwood @MurnEwood]

@princesshayyyy whaaaaaaat?!