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I enjoy short walks on the beach and haiku's

[murphay @Murph_Clean_]

"TMZ: DeSean's Home Scene of Gang-Related Robbery" via @TeamStream https://t.co/oRPmHwnBL4

[murphay @Murph_Clean_]

I do not like Gary kubiak

[murphay @Murph_Clean_]

I can't think of one state in the union worse than Indiana. Can we sell it?

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Cort has been hitting snooze on his alarm since 7..I think he needs to reset his alarm for a better time

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

46 years ago today, Neil Armstrong & Buzz Aldrin told Russia to suck it, got in a rocket, & headed to the Moon. The rest is history. Merica.

[murphay @Murph_Clean_]

Can always count on Crawford to drop at least one fuck

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My insides and brain are gonna need a month of recovery #vegas

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Off to Vegas....probly not comin back

[murphay @Murph_Clean_]

@JakeFurg this is gold

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Micheal Jackson or Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner....who did it better?

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@Jnicelyy don't crash the car

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@zoey_muchaCHA since when were you no longer ratchet?

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@Al_Bogs trash bags died at the pregame and dra couldn't make it through the door.

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@Al_Bogs I think I could name which was which.

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Watching a documentary on obesity while eating cake and ice cream...

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I've still got an erection from that buzzer beater...it's just so small no one could tell.

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@dramobombs @JimDaHobbit I'll be downtown good sir, my apologies.

[For The Men @ForTheMen]

lmaooooo who did this

[murphay @Murph_Clean_]

Any of you ladies want a nanny job over summer? All you have to do is feed my fat nephew.