Calvin Parker

100% Texan, Houston Firefighter, Conservative, Fishing Nut, Wanna be Blogger, Cowboys, Aggie and Astros Fan and Generally Awesome Guy

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@DFWEhnkay Rough week…life…Im at least old enough to have had the 90’s

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

Remember when Mike Ditka traded every pick in the draft for Ricky Williams…somehow the Cowboys 2023 draft was worse.

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@jasonwhitlock That would take the NFL owning their mistake which they literally never ever do.

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@kevinnbass

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@WE6291 You must’ve recently driven I-10 between SA and Houston. 😂 This is my biggest pet peeve. The left lane belongs to the fastest driver. If that’s not you get over when you can and let that guy go. Hell match his speed until you can get over if the left lane is packed.

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@yaboishadow24 @WE6291 100%

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

If State Farm (the king of denials) is his “customer” then it’s a shitty business model. Assuming all else is true which it absolutely is not, he’d be better served skipping every house that actually has State Farm. With State Farm he might be fronting money that’ll take a year to recoup if at all.

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@ThrillaRilla369 Helmet?

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

The funny thing is this headline could be valid at any given point in time in the last 30 years

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@cryptobeast Hola

[America @america]

Happy 250th Birthday, America 🇺🇸

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@NoahMF I like the positives here but Texas has more guns per capita and overall, less Muslims per capita/area and in total and more importantly multiple NCAA National football championships to France’s zero

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@FreddyLA7 @Allegro_W_Brio Welcome!!!!

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@elonmusk Lol…I had Grok run violent crime stats by race, then asked if it would be logical then to choose to move to an area without that race…it called me a racist…😂

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@TheCryptoDaddi Reta
Tesa
BPC-157/TB-500
And of course Test

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@JWhitebread1 Bought one at Chilifest in Snook Tx in 2000

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@MoniqueOMadan This is glorious

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@elonmusk this is after it crashed twice

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@elonmusk why is Grok throttled when it comes to Epstein? This is fucking BS

[Calvin Parker @Murph_clp]

@IanCopeland5 @JonahDispatch Now do deaths within 3 months of the vaccination. I don’t know a lot of people but I know 4 that dies “suddenly” and another that was lucky enough to get clot busters fast.