Tim Murphy

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

Hate that this quarantine is making us all miss out on our Easter traditions, like the whole family coming together to ridicule me for, once again, being too hungover to attend Easter morning church.

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

For the record, Corner Bar was naturally the first bar to play it. Then we strolled down the street like a regular ol Franklin Bar Crawl

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

All the bars are closed, but the TouchTunes App isn’t. I just want y’all to know that Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox is playing at every Jukebox on Franklin Street right now.

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

I don’t think I’ve ever cared about a celebrity’s death until right now. His Third Rock from the Sun (1994) album STAYED on repeat at the Murphy household. Pretty sure I learned how to work our first CD player with that very album. Heart breaking.

[mike @endpopcountry]

Wow... What a heartbreaker

Rest Easy Joe Diffie

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

I take a lot of pride in playing music for the entire neighborhood each day, so I hope Poplar Grove is ready for a Joe Diffie serenade on this otherwise beautiful Sundee afternoon. Prop this man up beside the Jukebox, please!

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

@_masonhendricks I hear Mohawks are all the rage these days

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

I swear I didn’t even want to go to the gym until the government told me I couldn’t.

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

On Monday I told my parents that I couldn’t visit them anymore because of this Covid-19 stuff. That’s no big deal but it also means I won’t see Woodstock for awhile. I already miss that little dude.

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

@kayla_effinger It was actually whiskey and diet sprite. Tryna watch my figure 😂

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

If someone 10 years ago had asked me where I’d be at age 29, I would never have guessed that I’d be kickin it alone in my living room, watching Frozen II on a Sundee night... yet here I am.

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

@JDP649 But also that’s an apples/oranges comparison. Neither yellow fever nor polio started a pandemic in recent history.

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

I’m not saying President Trump is in the right for calling this the “Chinese Virus.” But if it had started in America and then spread internationally, the entire world would be taking a steaming shit on him and America right now... And most of you wouldn’t care.

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

@JDP649 First off, I will never understand how you retain that random knowledge. Second, I think most Americans these days would have no problem shitting on New York if given the opportunity (the only state I hate more than New York is Texas. I base this solely on people I served with.)

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

@JDP649 I’m just thankful it’s ending in time for Thirsty Thursday

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

So I decided to take inventory, just in case we do get locked down in our homes soon. I have 88 bottles of liquor/wine and 6 thirty racks of beer in the house. I live alone. Send help.

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

My toxic trait is that when someone tells me they have “more than enough beer”, I still go buy more beer.

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

@GriffinBilskie Nope. Not at all just came up on my timeline and made me laugh

[Tim Murphy @Murphstuff]

I laughed harder than I should have

[Heath McCarter @McCarterHeath]

You had sex before marriage but can’t eat meat on Fridays because it’s a sin.

[Ryan Reynolds @RyanReynolds]

Reitz:

* Hires football coach on Monday
* Sees 5-star guard commit to IU on Tuesday

What will Wednesday bring? Herman Byers, back from the graveyard?