Murph

• Everything I say on here is a lie • NC

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

RIP to all the guys in the gym getting in shape for that one girl... she’s likes dad bods now #HappyFathersDay

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Gonna start referring to my weekend plans as “quests” and see how that changes things for me

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Dude, trains!? Hell yeah. 🚂

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Let a fish swim, let a bird fly, let Tiger Woods crash his car every few years

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Took a nap immediately after drinking pre workout. The Avengers couldn’t stop a guy like me

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WE ALL WE GOT.

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Gotta give credit where credit is due, guy lives up to his name

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Sam Darn-I-just-threw-another-pick-old
#LARvsSEA

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Let me block Myles Garrett #DrakeMayeForPresident

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

I miss football

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

I would never lose LeBron James on Christmas Day

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

I saw Aaron Rodgers shove an elderly woman in public once. I’m not calling for action but, they should probably arrest him at halftime.

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

One more thing bartender, does the Touch Tunes play Nickleback?

Magnificent

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Yes bartender, give me your finest light ale and turn on the telly. Joe Flacco plays football today.

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Shedeur, more like Shedon’t #BoomRoasted

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

🏈 …… 🏈❗️

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Real footage of the boys and I chillin last weekend

[explore.org @exploreorg]

Bear Party at Brooks!

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

The Game That Changed Everything: A Short Film 📽️

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

MJ’s flu game 🤝 Murph’s hungover men’s league game

A spectacle in sports history

[NHL @NHL]

"DID SOMEONE ASK FOR SOME PASTA?!" 🍝

The elation of a #Game7 OT winner is unmatched. #StanleyCup

[Murph @Murphy_Hartmann]

Or… He was plotting to steal the moon

[$0NNŸQŲĒ @SonnyK__]

He’ll never admit it… but this pissed Nikola Jokic tf off. & he’s gonna make the NBA pay for it for a good while.