Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦

HooDad to my buddy Murphy🦮, and Phoebe🌈, and husband to the Muffin of My Love, Sarah❤️. 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 Перемога для України К черту Путина

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@GeorgeTakei Someone needs a swift kick in his ass.

Divorce him, he's toxic. Take him for half of everything since you paid for half until the baby came along. Don't forget child support, which he isn't paying for now.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@IanJaeger29 Oh yes! I whole heartedly support something that makes the MAGA GOP look stupid.

I wonder if he understands that the US Government doesn't pay anything to support the WEF. It is all private corporation and individuals that pay for WEF

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@Jim_Jordan I doubt you couldn't find most of those on a map.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

This is my now regular tweet where I ask you to check if you're still following me because Elon Musk likes to automatically unfollow people from my account in the middle of the night like some kind of goddamn Incelf on the Shelf (and to retweet this so others see it).

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@Ty___Webb @TheJusticeDept You are an asshole. A big hemorrhoidal asshole.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@thetrueshelby @TomCottonAR Ah, the great "I know you are but what am I?" Defense.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@TomCottonAR The booming economy he inherited from Obama tanked by the end of his term. Same way his inheritance disappeared. He didn't deliver on the border. He was a threat to national security. But if you overlook all of that you find he was a complete failure as President.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@RpsAgainstTrump He's trying to set up an appeal based on inadequate representation.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@Jim_Jordan Just because you are under investigation by the FBI for your involvement in the J6 insurrection and coup attempt doesn't mean everyone is being investigated.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@Jim_Jordan Paranoid much?

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@dizzle_que Abso fucking lutely.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@Fernandonyny It has all of the tells of a Trump bullshit story.

everyone calls him "Sir" and people cry in his awesome presence.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@brixwe Someone is compensating for not having a penis.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@wendyp4545 Where the hell do you get the idea that your rights and freedoms are granted from God? Not what the Founding Fathers had in mind.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@radicalcntrsts Are you headed to Cancun?

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@MTGrepp And why are you sitting on your ass and bitching about it. File the damn motion to vacate already. What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@SpeakerJohnson If only that were true. Trump's policies created the problem, but that doesn't matter. Because the GOP don't want the problem solved so they can use it as a cudgel against the Dems. The GOP never has wanted to solve the immigration problem.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@wendyp4545 Uh oh.

I feel there's a deranged conspiracy theory about to be dropped, like horse shit in a paddock.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@IanJaeger29 Sorry, no.

Habba is an incompetent trial lawyer and is single handedly destroying Trump's defense. She should never have been allowed anywhere near a courthouse. If Trump stiffs her on the bill she deserves it.

[Murphy’s Hoodad 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦 @MurphysHoodad]

@BrandonStraka Riiiiiight.

You get fitted for your prison clothes yet. Don't forget to buy soap on a rope.