Murciélago

Jones BBQ & Foot Massage

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

y’all know that guy on tiktok that catches actual fish from his bed bc he’s got a massive hole in his bedroom that’s a lake or something? anybody know what’s going on with that?

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

you gotta stand on top of that needle Drake was sitting on top of off Views to think this cornball looks like him

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

appreciation post for my girl bc she’s amazing and works hard and deserves the whole 🌎@lxssnxssie

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

y’all giving these clowns a platform for what? where’s the talent? where’s the humor? clout really is one hell of a drug

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

aaa

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

THERE IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE A better collab project, pls argue amongst yourselves

[King Push @PUSHA_T]

Wait @HBO quoting me??

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

good morning Matt Lauer, can I live?

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

if I’m 30,000 ft in the air and I look out my window to see this I’m stepping off the plane & praying to god my X-Men ability’s finally decide to kick in

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

Need someone to give me the explanation of just what exactly this could be.

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

yelp review of this mall has my crying 😭

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

t-minus two hours until club swinging time

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

I was just officially promoted to a Project Manager position for the company I’ve been working at for not even 6 months.

it feels DAMN good to see hard work finally pay off 🙌🏽

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

okay I’m big chillinnnnn

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

@lxssnxssie h8 u

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

don’t get me wrong this for me was one of the songs of the year but GOSPEL ??? who’s in charge here?

[Carti Charts @CartiCharts_]

Kanye West, Playboi Carti & Fivio Foreign’s “Off The Grid” nominated for Top Gospel Song at #BBMAs

[King Wow @KingWow]

Pusha T just different.

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

the sun just be staring directly at the state of AZ 24/7 365. were sitting at a high of 96 tomorrow…. in…. the beginning of April….. and in my scientific opinion that’s absolutely terrifying

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

nothing pisses me off quicker than seeing the snapchat discover page bc what the fuck even is any of that

[Murciélago @MurrC3]

Roses 🥀