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When my bird does her fake tan it genuinely looks, feels nd smells like am sleeping next to a big snoring argumentative piece of pakora

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That alert was absolutely thrilling

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@kkeane17 Swear I seen you up George Street wearing his merch?

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Hi it’s Ron fi Ron’s Quality Snax here

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The tram is not a very glamorous form of travel but better than a bus

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Didn’t stop and luckily there was enough room for me to drive around. His own fault really and I was running a bit late. Don’t feel bad.

[Muzzzzz @MurrayMackenzie]

Witnessed a young man come off his motorbike approaching a roundabout on this mornings commute. Nothing major just a loss of traction due to surface water, bit of a sideways skid. Probably a bit shaken up as he was a learner driver.

[Muzzzzz @MurrayMackenzie]

I’ve made the decision to exclusively write in capital letters from now on (pen to paper I mean (obviously)) 📝

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Olly Murs says he’s confident he’s finally cracked the code for the food collection screen at McDonald’s.

“I believe the short numbers are for in-store customers and the long numbers are for deliveries,” he told reporters

[CALLUM ABROAD @CallumAbroad]

ITS LIVE!!

THIS IS HOW PABLO ESCOBAR ESCAPED HIS LA CATEDRAL PRISON!

Here’s the link to watch the video 👇🏻

https://t.co/ZCpqwIohGq

Please watch it and tell me the truth if you think YouTube should be restricting this

And as always, if you can retweet the hell out this! 🤞🏻🤞🏻

[Muzzzzz @MurrayMackenzie]

The death of the high street

[Hats fan account @bluenilehatsfan]

Francis Bourgeois’ silence on the upcoming rail strikes is deafening, frankly.

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You can’t jib the tram, have to pay for it before, lesson learned

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Town is thriving with Barbours and not the type that cut hair 🏉

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Stuart Hogg hates Princess Anne

[Live Darts @livedarts]

That’s one way of celebrating a 180 🤷🏻‍♂️

@BobbyGeorge180 😂
https://t.co/YcLZZv0zxp

[skiv @Lskiv_67]

He sounds a bit like a woman but his English is brilliant 👏🏽

[Muzzzzz @MurrayMackenzie]

Don't you dare touch that dial.
Because like the song says, you are out of time…

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I’m not a one trick pony, I’m not a ten trick pony, I’ve got a whole field of ponies

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Great darts 🎯

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To be fair you canny wear an Everlast T-shirt with a waistcoat nd get away with it

[Enemy Of The Illogical @EOTILLOGICAL]

#UK #CrimeFighting #Police #NewYearsEve