Murton

I hate it here.

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@Philip_RJ89 Ohhh, it's for Keegan, innit....

I thought it was all the players that wanted to leave handing their shirts back in at first.

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jfc can we all just agree that the Americans should NEVER be allowed to get involved in football EVER again... 🙄
#WorldCupFinal

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@MarleyHannan Fuck that.

I’ll not boo if we bend Chelsea over and trouser an absolute FORTUNE for him, and hope that someone wipes in out in his first Switzerland game after and Chelsea never even see him play…

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@pauljacques83 Nah. Not even remotely close.

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@ste_lew1s @RokerReport I couldn't understand not playing him against Oxford.

Give him game time. You clearly thought he was good enough to stand in for Roefs if necessary, so if you think he's good enough for the Premier League, at least give him minutes against Oxford 🤷‍♂️

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@PurelyFootball Some individual moments are celebrated more than others.

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@joel_gradwell I'd have gone with "beautiful".

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@JonathanPieNews We can still call them a shower of absolute wankers though, right?

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@JulienHoez 👏👏👏

This.

SO MUCH THIS.

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@ToonRaider_NUFC @Sunlundy It's not unusual for people to follow comedy accounts for a laugh.

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@RinoTheBouncer Killzone 2
GTA: IV

They're a must, but would also like inFamous and Killzone 3.

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@IDF Lying cunt.

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@SkySportsPL Genuinely surprised by Burnley.

Not for one moment did I think they'd reach as high as 18th.

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@SuppressedNws

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@VirginiaMackem @RokerReport @AFCAjax I'm never living that one down...

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@voicearchivist No.

Absolutely not.

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@SupermanHypeGuy Well, it's a James Gunn movie, and it was dogwater, so... the way the question is phrased, yes, sadly it absolutely did meet the incredibly low expectations I had of it.

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@OJoelsen Burn it 🔥

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@arod_04_ @ScreenRogue He did say that, but it's James Gunn, and whilst he might not be good at making movies, he is REALLY good at telling lies.

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@MyTimeToShineH No.

He deserves better than working for James Gunn and goofing around with whatever crap he'd be given in this godawful universe.