I can't wait to hear Gachagua on this😂
Alichukua mtoto yetu hapa, akapandisha yeye ndege… oooh Musalia! Walipofika pale France akaanza:"
"Wewe Musalia"
"Yes Sir."
"Uko na simu?"
"Yes Sir."
"Si unajua naweza kupea naibu?"
"Yes Sir."
"Sasa chukua hiyo simu, uzunguke hapa, tupige picha na hawa Marais wote."
"Yes Sir."
Oooh Musalia… kutoka kuwa kiongozi ya taifa, Mzee ya Jamii ya Mulembe, mpaka kuwa Paparazi ya Kasongo, G7 wakidhani wamekuja kujadili uchumi, kumbe wamepata content creator Ya bure.
Sindioo, Simuliona, Mzee ya Heshima
Akatia yeye Aibu mbele ya dunia mzima. Ni Muongo si Muongooo, ni mwizi si mwizi!
"if Sifuna is not a presidential candidate then the only person I will allow him to Deputize is Maraga," Hon. Caleb Amisi., Founder Member of Linda Mwananchi #Ukombozi
Siasa is not Easy! Siasa imejaa Mikora! Turns out Allan's Chief Campaigner and Goon Brydon Brian took Sally's blank Paper and submitted his name Last Minute as CS Dining Hall & Food Affairs which he has won wih a landslide against his other opponents even without campaigning once. Brydon will be in the New Sally's government as a Cabinet Secretary as Allan and the other goons languish in Opposition without pawa. Kijana aliweka multibet. Fear Politicians and Goons! Congratulations Brydon. Awuoro!
CONFIRMED:There is no Politician In Kenya who Knows how to BET safe in politics than these Two Motherfvckers,They can smell the winning Side miles Away,They both Clinged onto Ruto in 2022 even though Raila had State Machinery and Deep state and we all know the Outcome,The Fact that They have both Joined Linda Mwananchi has send set statehouse on High Alert,
6 months of focus and hard work can put you 5 years ahead in life.
Don’t underestimate the power of consistency, desire and passion.
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