Muscle John

Ravenous and tender (and buff as hell) polymath. The Anthrobuffcene Reviewed, available now wherever gainz are gained

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

Hi Actual John Green, if you end up here after the Q&A tomorrow, know you've had a huge impact on my life, i wouldn't be the person i am today without your work, please don't think this account is too creepy

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

be buffen

be swolen

and by god, be liftin,

but most of all

be kind

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

be buffen

be swolen

and by god, be liftin,

but most of all

be kind

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

Muscle John Fitness Tip: there's 10 g of protein for every 200 g of ice cream, go get them gains bro 💪💪💪

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

hey (with intentions of getting swole together)

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon.

Me 😡💪

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

💪💪💪

[🌻Loha @whenlohaz]

I NEED 350 RT, 100 LIKES AND 100 REPLIES IN 48 HOURS

to get the dodie pjs, pls help I want them so bad 😭😭

(you can thank @songsaboutnouis for the opportunity 🥰)

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

@johngreen Let's go 💪💪💪

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

@Muscle_Hank let's go bro 💪💪💪

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

@HunkGreen always been, bro 💪

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

Honestly, what a good day for PIH, I look forward to proof of donations hitting my dms any second

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

I have never felt more powerful than knowing I'm currently holding up two people from getting their username back. Should I give them back?

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

I have never felt more powerful than knowing I'm currently holding up two people from getting their username back. Should I give them back?

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

@Lizardinhat If we don't gas ourself up bro, why should we expect others to?

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

Lookin good bro 💪 @Muscle_Hank

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

@Lizardinhat lookin buff schwa 💪💪💪

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

@musclemouse5 hey son how are the gains

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

@QuackGreen amen brother 💪💪💪

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

this tweet might have reached 41 people, but these GAINZ can reach thousands 💪💪💪

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

@musclemouse5 like my tweets twice lil bro 💪

[Muscle John @MuscleJohnGreen]

not muscle john approved 🚫💪