Mike

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

Me in the bar bathroom mirror half way through happy hour

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

Bomb sniffing dog at the airport hard at work and she started licking me. Either a puppy at heart or I’m about to start beeping

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

The Ideal PB&J ratio

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

Please think extremely hard about this.

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

@Jaguars you make me SICK!

This year is our year though

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

I’ve been closeted about this topic for far too long and its time the world knows…

I peel my bananas monkey style

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

If Saturn was my father I would simply not let him devour me

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

@raskes22 @zerohedge Some say it’s not real… others have had their lives destroyed by it

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

@gleezy11 Would trade 1st overall pick for Thibby

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

A cleaning company came to work today. They had the coconut mall theme song on repeat, can’t even tell if they cleaned but I appreciate their vibe contribution

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

This is how I snooze my alarm clock for the 12th time every day

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Biography just dropped

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@ChrisVadinsky Can’t wait for you to take a big spoonful and realize how crunchy and green it tastes

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

What do you think the Northern Lights would taste like?

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

How important does a phone call have to be in order to walk right past the Goose Parade? Idk about you buddy but the rest of us waited all year for this

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

@MGuidicechetos Day 2 no Aurora Polaris 🤕😵

[Mike @MuscleManMike56]

@MGuidicechetos Maybe would have a slight blue aftertaste?