Muscle Man

You know who knows more about me then I do? MY MOM!!! #RegularShow

[Muscle Man @MuscleManRS]

You know WHO ELSE goes out with a big bang? #MYMOM!!!

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You know WHO ELSE is terrified of our universe ending? #MYMOM!!! (And everyone else here bros..)

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You know WHO ELSE stuffs their fat gut with tons of food on the holidays? #MYMOM!!!

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You know WHO ELSE burps so loud the whole house shakes? #MYMOM!!!

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You know WHO ELSE stays up all night just like me? #MYMOM!!!

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You know WHO ELSE is not going to go through with their New Years resolution of losing weight? #MYMOM!!!

[Muscle Man @MuscleManRS]

You know WHO ELSE is going to be making a lot of noise tonight? #MYMOM!!!

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You know WHO ELSE is TOTALLY excited for the holidays? #MYMOM!!!

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You know WHO ELSE's farts smell like rotten eggs? #MYMOM!!!

[Muscle Man @MuscleManRS]

Hey dudes. It's been awhile, I know. I think I'll start posting some more jokes about my mom. You still like those, don't you?...

[Muscle Man @MuscleManRS]

You know WHO ELSE has been off of Twitter for 502 days?! #MYMOM!!!

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You know WHO ELSE will eat a ton of Valentine's Day candy tomorrow? #MYMOM!!!

[Muscle Man @MuscleManRS]

Happy New Year, bros! It's the time for us to make resolutions we will never end up going through with! HAHAHAHAH!!

[Muscle Man @MuscleManRS]

@SkipsRS So stop being inactive then. How hard is it to think of something to tweet about? Oh wait... I shouldn't be talking. HAHAHA!

[Muscle Man @MuscleManRS]

Just ate a huge cheese burrito. No regrets. Though I should stick to my diet for Starla... maybe tomorrow. #RegularShow

[Muscle Man @MuscleManRS]

@MuscleStarlaRS #WeGoTogether like peanut butter and jelly baby!! I can't wait to see you again soon!!!

[Muscle Man @MuscleManRS]

You know who else goes inactive from Twitter for 4-5 months like @SkipsRS and myself? #MYMOM

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Happy New Year guys. Can't wait to see what great pranks I come up with this year!! #RegularShow

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What a day! So much happened today. We had a AWESOME party at the park, and I ALMOST GOT KILLED!! #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays

[Muscle Man @MuscleManRS]

@Erick40686447 Pretty sure I'm a human, bro. The Regular Show Wiki even says so!!