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@cgruthless1 @Jeffinsac They’ve literally been spending more than BOTH of them, dip shit. How do you live with yourself being this fuckin stupid?

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@cgruthless1 @HarryBerezin That’s not his decision you fuckin retard. He’s not deciding what free agents to pursue you fuckin moron. The only owner that does that is Jerry Jones because he’s ALSO the GM. You’re really such a fuckin retard you don’t know what owners and GMs actually do? How pathetic are you

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@schadjoe @AntGullotta Ah so you’re an overly sensitive little bitch as well as being a moron. This world ain’t meant for you if you can’t handle someone using the word “retard.” Grow some balls someday.

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@StatsOnFire @mattblively @Mark_Faithful87 Because he’s not very good. They spent nothing to get him because he’s not good. This is not complicated nor confusing. The 49ers needed to acquire good players and they acquired exactly zero.

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@emmanworis @AJGullotta @grantcohn @PFF The people who record data like this 99% of the time simply blame whoever was closest no matter what. They don’t actually evaluate each individual play like that, they’re spending that type of effort. Of course fans can do their own film study and make their own conclusions

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@emmanworis @AJGullotta @grantcohn @PFF I’m not saying you’re wrong, but the people who record data like this often don’t know what coverages are being ran or the players’ responsibilities. Which is why data like this is different depending on who’s recording it.

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@VicTafur The fact that he wasn’t wearing a non-contact jersey seems to suggest he’s good to go though right?

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@YourFriendJohn0 @Coach_Yac Good fuckin luck with that considering SEA is 1-6 against Brock Purdy. Seahawks ain’t got shit on the 49ers, they don’t even play in the same fuckin league.

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@LordBadjujus @Coach_Yac Aren’t you tired of Brock Purdy dominating the Seahawks every time? He’s 6-1 against SEA. Pipe the fuck down you fuckin moron, Seahawks ain’t got shit on the 49ers

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@JosinaAnderson Tell me how awesome that Shedeur interception was

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@JosinaAnderson You’re literally the dumbest person to ever live. This world has never seen a dumber bitch than you.

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@timkawakami The Bengals can’t tag Hendrickson this offseason. I’m pretty sure that was part of the contract they renegotiated this past offseason.

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@SadlerDaniel @LombardiHimself @trademarktaz He won FIVE games. Purdy has won six. Never listen to this fuckin moron. Literally the dumbest sports journalist to ever exist.

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@LombardiHimself The 49ers went 5-3 with their backup QB, and to this day the Lions blow the 49ers the fuck out of the water in DVOA *and* weighted DVOA. Wrong once again like the fuckin idiot you. Every. Single. Time.

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@LombardiHimself You should be embarrassed of the incoherent slop you produce everyday, you sure as shit shouldn’t be proud of it. People only watch your shit to make fun of you for being a fuckin moron.

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@LombardiHimself #DavidLombardiIsAFuckinRetard #ThatAgedWell

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@LombardiHimself He literally gave up every pass attempt thrown his way, including a long TD. Shut the fuck up you braindead fuckin idiot.

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@IsabellaIsMoody You are literally the most pathetic and useless fuckin loser on the planet. Shut your dumbass the fuck and find a fuckin bridge. The entire world will be a better place the moment you’re not in it. Hurry the fuck up and take care of that already.

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Fuck yeah Mike @MikeGarafolo

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

“How do you not look at the job that Kyle Shanahan has done (with all the injuries) in a division that is incredibly competitive and he’s got a path to the number one seed right now. I’ve got a Coach of the Year vote and right now it’s going to Kyle Shanahan.”

— @MikeGarafolo

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@timkawakami Literally both Jennings and Brendel have played the same week Shanahan said this. Kittle has played without practicing much all the damn time. If he practices *at all* this week, he’s guaranteed to play.