MuscularHamster

BEANS lives here. I run @FreeRabbitNames

[MuscularHamster @MuscularHamster]

My little rotisserie chicken

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Pretty sure under a tweet the “discover more” first recommendation was CP. Fuck is wrong with this place? I’m so mad right now I wish Elon would sell this place to someone competent and then suck on a double barrel

[rocky.. 🍁 @RockyDwarfBunny]

what a shapely shape

[ごもら @shari_usa]

残念ながら…

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

John Lithgow said WHAT?!

[MuscularHamster @MuscularHamster]

Dive! Dive!

[Why bunnies are better than humans @why_bun]

Surprise!

[MuscularHamster @MuscularHamster]

@buffys They hit the third tower (plane was using internet explorer)

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@FightFactory Homie with those right hooks been to some hardcore shows

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@WelchFruitSnck It was heartbreaking. Kid is 100% going to grow up to be a serial killer.

[MuscularHamster @MuscularHamster]

Apparently a kid broke into a rescue/small animal farm with his dog and mutilated a bunch of rabbits and guinea pigs.

Killing kids is bad (looking at you Israel, you should be erased) but this kid should be tortured and butchered before he’s the next Hitler

[Sarah 🐇 @moatybuns]

👻

[ほほえみり @emi268]

あっ

[Unlearn16 @unlearn16tweet]

Tariffs...fine, I'll do it myself.

[MuscularHamster @MuscularHamster]

Leggy friend

[たろう @exotic_VNCA0523]

ゴツゴツヤスデ✨✨
また飼いたいなー

[MuscularHamster @MuscularHamster]

Trump parade just drove by my work honking and every single driver was 80+ years old, actively dying of old age, except for one 40something in a pickup truck that was so huge you know his dick is the size of a tic-tac.

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@HomeAloneMeme I hope the only thing he does in 2025 involves a noose and his wake

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

"And now you can't even block me on Twitter..."

[chris benoits ghost IV: CRIPPLER CROSS FADED @kayfabecrusader]

Is there a creature in all of Gods creation who doesn't enjoy a harboiled egg?

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@MitchellMcCall7 @hermansfriend @lucifignewton Mitch, I hope everyone important to you lives a happy life but you yourself fall down the stairs and become paralyzed from the neck down and watch as the person you love most pulls the life support plug and you slowly fade away. Fuck you, loser.