TrOphybOy.!

!! 3️⃣ ! || Health Practitioner || Manchester United 🔴 x Real Madrid ⚪️ ||

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

Every time I want to think about missing out on Elliot Anderson for all his talents, I just go back and watch Mateus Fernandes again and give myself a renewed hope.

As long as we can land Fernandes, I’m good for this summer.

Bro that little boy can play ball..

[jαck. @Utd1Optimist]

Garnacho didn’t get called up
Sancho didn’t get called up
Hojlund didn’t get called up
Onana didn’t get called up
Antony didn’t get called up
“Leave Manchester United & you’ll become a better player”

…but Amad got no goals in 2026 and got called up.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

“your $400k don drop”

i go first dey tell people say money is not everything

[Zanele Abraham @zanele_matome]

Gen Z's !🤣🫣Our Gen Z who's in charge of content etc asked for a MacBook cause he works better with it & we got him the Mac. Then he asked for an iPhone cause he is not happy with the quality of our content & today he got the phone. The only one with latest gadgets in the team🤣

[Yadie @Yadiegottweets]

I be in that danfo with Google maps wide open.😭

[Topzy the HAIROSURGEON💈 @Topzycut]

Tg pulled 1m views in 6hours
just haircut pictures o
Crazy motion fr

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

If you cum fast on condoms, your own is finished.

[Conor 🔴🇾🇪 @conordawson41]

Éderson + Fernandes for £100m is by far better than going for Anderson (£100-£120m)

Top it off then with a Tonali, Tchouaméni or someone else & it’s a proper midfield rebuild imo

#MUFC 🔴🇾🇪

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 @tunnarmcniarr]

Manchester United have never missed, signing a player who once played for RB Leipzig

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

I’ve never been this happy for a signing, he’s genuinely happy to be here😭❤️

[Hon Naziru Auwal @Nazir_DanHajiya]

Don't waste your votes:
ADC has three Presidential aspirants.
While APC has practically failed us.
Join the OK Movement of Nigeria.

[Feranmi of Spurs @tottenhamboy619]

Arsenal fans talk like a big club until European trophies enter the conversation

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Nigerians pay 30K per month for DSTV subscription yet they still have to beg for links before they can watch their country’s games.

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

e no go far 😂

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Love this graphic of Kobbie Mainoo that England have posted on Instagram. ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[MISSBETTY_BOOO @MissBetty_Booo]

I asked my husband to join my Yoga class. Its only 10 dollars per session and the instructor is good & beautiful. An hour later, he discovered I'm the instructor and only member in the class. Hes on the floor laughing.
🤣🤣 This guy doesn't take me serious

[mufcytp @mufcytp]

🗣️ “Don't underestimate Manchester United.”

[@FabrizioRomano]

Don't be surprised if United end up signing all of the following players this summer:

1. Sandro Tonali
2. Mateus Fernandes
3. Lewis Hall
4. Iliman Ndiaye

[SOMTO @somtodeyforyo]

“I sabi give woman head” for something wey Dey comot different kind of fluid,na hin you Dey put for belle con Dey brag on top am, some nggas ehn.😂

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

While growing up, SARS once raided my street and picked up all the young boys playing football outside on a Saturday.

My brother’s friend was among them. He was only 20 years old and had just started learning mechanics.

When his parents went to bail him, they were told he was a cultist and had been transferred to Kirikiri Prison.

A week later, his mum went to see him. They told her he had died due to overcrowding.

Whenever I think about him, my heart breaks. He was innocent.

[JADON @whopls_]

‘‘ hafa ejeh that your $400k don drop o ’’

You go first de win life 15-0