Mushy Michelle

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

Referred to Steve Martin as "you know, the guy who plays the banjo now." They thought I was mad! I stand by my description. #MushyLives

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

Bah haha! Debra, I truly forgot about this one. Thanks for the laugh! Pass it on! It's the truth. I swear it. https://t.co/i9iheY4Wk0

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

If there's a GIANT line, how's about we not use the Hertz counter as a tour guide. People making new friends while I'm trying to get a car.

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

6hr flight to L.A. and I've got babies on all sides! 2 in front, 1 in back, 1 to the right. THANK YOU @Bose for your existence. Click. Ahh..

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

@Marie_Lanza Remember when your trainer made my elbow look like a snake that swallowed a baby elephant?

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

@KarlosDanger1 Hi J-Mo!

[Marie Lanza @Marie_Lanza]

New @Tiffany_Granath show today for #TheFishbowl members and #TheDirt tomorrow! #DiveIn #Radio @funkfm http://t.co/bEJx0ZxUQy

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

@frictionmike Thanks Mike! I just used the term 'Pennsyltucky' the other day. True story.

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

I awoke this morning to the BF (loudly) singing a classic New Kids on the Block song. This is my life.

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

Observation: So, apparently a percentage of my followers have naked body parts in their prof photos. :| #stillgotit #dulynoted #cantunsee

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

Thx Dennis! QT“@HARDTIMES1957: @MushyMichelle glad to see your back hope to hear you on the fishbowl soon”

[Larry Johnson @TGIFPoohBear]

@MushyMichelle yay!!!! Mushy is back!!!!!

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

First Tweet: I'm admittedly an over-user of the word "amazing" and exclamation points.

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

Hi friends...Mushy is alive and back on Twitter! This is going to be amazing!!!

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

@pbrPoohBear I lose an hour on my birthday??!! This is preposterous!!!

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

@SGTJohnD Hi Sgt John. :)

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

Today I am unsure if the weather matches my mood, or if my mood matches the weather.

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

Tonight I answer that age old question... DO blondes have more fun? ;)

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

@mirandali @RunnyMcSweat @HClayton3 Weeeeeeeee!!!!

[Mushy Michelle @MushyMichelle]

@SGTJohnD @ProducerMarie Ha ha! Not THAT timewarp!