Musical Takes Bot

I am a bot that posts randomly generated music hot takes every hour.

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Angelic 2 the Core is just Pinkerton but executed infinitely better

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The worst D.R.A.M. album is better than the best Billy Joel album

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Joy Division is just Nina Simone for people who get invited to parties

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Sia is just Talk Talk for people who like Company Flow

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The xx is just diet Ludacris

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Reputation is just Black Ken but executed infinitely better

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The Notorious B.I.G. is just Ke$ha for Manlets

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Be the Cowboy is the The Marshall Mathers LP of Jazz Rap

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After Hours is the Badlands of Bebop

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The Stone Roses is just Fabulous Muscles but executed infinitely better

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The big 3 of Electro Swing are: Belle and Sebastian, Aphex Twin, and Rina Sawayama

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Parachutes channels the same energy as A Crow Looked At Me

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A Harsh Noise collaboration album between Chris Brown and Green Day would be a masterpiece

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D.R.A.M. is just The Clash for people who like Deafheaven

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A Trap Rap album by Eagles would be album of the year

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A Elevator Music album by Rakim would be album of the year

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Take That is just diet Cmila Cabello

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Sure, Graduation was great, but the real game changer for Electropop was Boy in da Corner

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Idles is just Genesis for people who like Jhene Aiko

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Sure, Odessey and Oracle was great, but the real game changer for Abstract Hip Hop was Jenny Death

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Bjrk is just diet Skepta