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long story short I am a middle aged man stuck in a 20 somethings body (he/him)

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I think I hung around sorority girls too much in college because now whenever I’m impressed with something I give them snaps

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

jeopardy is such an outlier in tv and just in general. its got the humble student of the world mentality, an absurd breadth of subjects, quick but thoughtful pace, one brief contestant chat, completely devoid of soulless clap-and-smile game show garbage, plus such a lovely blue

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@Young__PK Word on the street is your new name is “Big Money Calvin” can you confirm?

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@Young__PK You could say it would be Brutal

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The AI got one thing right
https://t.co/plbNqYY6ek

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Every time I see an outrageous Bloody Mary I think to myself, “does god stay in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created?”

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@Young__PK Potentially, it shall depend on how the month goes

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Doing sober January and the beer in my fridge is calling me like the Green Goblin Mask

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@Young__PK Unfortunately the I only exist as a spectrum of beer consumption, from no beers to many beers. No more. No less.

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@Young__PK For January I am Eric No Beers

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It’s wild how much high school English still creeps into my vernacular

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my spotify wrapped this year

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Why did Disney do unsettling cgi dwarves when forced perspective camera angles exist and look so much better?

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Watching Spanish language American pie 2 as we pack up

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For the record I slid him a $20 tip afterwards

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Ran into him again and he slid me two beers. Mexico isn’t a real place.

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I just walked up to one of the bars where weve developed a relationship with the bartender and he said “ahh Eric Two beers” and gave me two beers