S(hr)imp Boi

I have stitched a mask of confidence, and I'll wear it like a glove

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

I'm completely okay and nothing in my life is sad or hurtful!!! Haha April fool's! 🥹

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

@tylerpiperoni (in no particular order)
1. Revenge of Analog
2. The Storyteller
3. How to Ruin Everything by George Watsky
4. Invisible Monsters
5. The Secret Life of Addie LaRue
6. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
7. Lullaby

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

@emcee_cullough @tylerpiperoni Apparently Ali and her cousins LOVE Garbador??? I said that was the worst Gen and they got mad mad

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

Still think this would be a good way to stay invested in the conversation

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

Deleting all methods of contact except Venmo, if you wanna talk we can pass a dollar back and forth.

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

@emcee_cullough There's gonna be a lot of pressure to perform from the bulb that goes in that socket next

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

They're gonna half-mast the flags in Livermore when that damn light bulb goes out

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

@emcee_cullough Download draw something with friends I'll play u

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

Very upset to find out I just got to the "end" of Full Metal Panic! and it's a cliffhanger with no 5th season.

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

@matthew_galli If it hasn't been said Dave Grohls "The Storyteller" is a fantastic read.

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

@getoutmyhay @RAVENSCOON For me it's because it's easy enough to reverse in, and you have better visibility pulling out forward.

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

Ali and I low key torture our roommates by placing/moving rubber ducks around in the house, we just placed this Xmas gem

[george watsky @gwatsky]

I’m in the gym using my jimmy to jump rope 🏋🏻‍♂️

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

it's that time of the year again to post balloon pika

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

Thanks Red Web for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 6,604 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/OShrtO8i4t

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

she do a big steppy

[Mick @mikjcal]

Volkswagen Italy, please never change your Instagram handle.

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

@mel_twithyou That's the most Colton thing I ever heard

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

sources tell me elong musk eats lil dry turds and goes "yum yum" u cant disproof or silence me.

[S(hr)imp Boi @Musicman6160]

"ugh I wish I had Ms. Piggy's hair" - Ali