Coullio

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"I'd be a terrible drunk" -The Mormon

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San Bernardino is the armpit of the world (credit to Jason)

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"It smells like leprechauns!"

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"What even happened during Garfield's presidency?"
"He had a cat named after him."

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"Netflix saves lives."

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"My humility is the thing people love the most about me."

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"Citrus drinks go with everything!"
"Not toothpaste."

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"Your life is one big slow clap"

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"Your origami would be a lot better if you just didn't suck at it"

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So glad Amanda came by and for my twitter up and running- b/c Jesus and humorless are watching!

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@TaylorVarney1 maybe if you wore an appropriate shirt- this wouldn't happen! :)

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“@TaylorVarney1: YOU'RE A FRESHMEN PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON” you should try putting some clothes on!

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Oh yeah... http://t.co/b8moiA1EIN

[pans @amandapm13]

Only reason to get up: I have Coulls class

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@amandapm13

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"If you hug a Coke machine in Taiwan you get a free coke!"
"Know what you get if you hug a crack dealer? Shot!"

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Question- "What happened to the Jews when they moved to Palestine?" Answer "they got died."

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I need $15 to go on the field trip... Maybe I should work the streets.

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Literally- after prom I was completely sober. Just dancing by myself in the corner!