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@nickcarter hey just watching season 2 of #Punk’d. I noticed you described your ass as rosy-white. Im a little confused. Can you clear up something for me?
Is it rosy, or white???

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

beep

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

@aimeemann i love u

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

@aud_ree_ Not true

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

You only sold one tote bag because your backing track fucked up during the set #IndieRock

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

As we pull out of the Virginia rest stop, the van collectively murmurs “Bye Colman.” 📲

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

Johnny Cash -> James Bitcoin

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

@DeMarkusGravy @MuskasJersey 😯😯

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Over ears at the Art museum. "It was either miss Christmas or go to jail for tax evasion."

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

Man on phone at train station claims he's trying to be reasonable but also that an Adam Sandler movie is the only movie he will watch.. ? So

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

Is the Big Mac sauce just 1000 island dressing?

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

@MarkusGravey @Patrice_Swayze omg!!

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Boy in shorts in 40~ weather:"Halloween trick or treat, looks like septa is playing a trick! Where the train be at?!" #trains late

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

@benandjerrys what is the flavor of the day? @BernieSanders flavor?? See you soon

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

@BernieSanders come see my band (Blue Smiley) play tonight at #theradiobean in #burlington!!

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

Please accept the samba reality

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

Apple Store genius just compared himself to a doctor

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

LIVE on #Periscope: Life https://t.co/5MjBggi79b

[west philly fashion police @MuskasJersey]

LIVE on #Periscope: Chili's public wifi https://t.co/tl6neMswr8

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Death uber for cutie (dumb)