Muskingum Duck

I crap in your yard. I sit in the road. I quack at 3 am keeping you up. I am a campus duck.

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

I own the university.

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

I just tried to tweet, but couldn't...
It must be because Twitter is shutting down....

Or maybe it's BECAUSE I'M A DUCK.

I ain't got no thumbs.

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

Remember, just because it's October, doesn't mean you can throw pumpkins off the Chess bridge.
I stg, if I get hit with a RAINING PUMPKIN, I will walk within 6 feet of you, and quack into your open mouth.

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

Ducks

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

My condolences to my larger, feathered bretheren today.
Happy Thanksgiving.

[Honk Green @realhonkgreen]

Just having a really nice morning. Honk loudly today.

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

@AddieMallett @erinhannahs_ @LeasureSara @Blakeann17 @zbiancarelli3 @jmnotaro @kyleigh_mcgee @lexxxfaithhh @shehadeh40 @sadieemaeglutz I am literally a duck. I don't need your sunglasses.

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

@zdevoll rude.

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

Remember, just because it's October, doesn't mean you can throw pumpkins off the Chess bridge.
I stg, if I get hit with a RAINING PUMPKIN, I will walk within 6 feet of you, and quack into your open mouth.

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

Welcome back to campus. If I see you without a mask, I'll nip at your ankles, and that REALLY hurts.

Trust me. imma duck.

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

From here on out, I proclaim it is allowable for all ducks to also be called "kazoo chickens".

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

Without students around, the water in the lake has gotten so clear. For the first time in 75 years, the dolphins are finally returning to their natural habitat, a small lake in rural Ohio!

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

... And so it begins.
#COVID19

WHIZ News: Muskingum County Reports First Confirmed Case of Coronavirus.
https://t.co/ChQXndmAiT

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

I developed a test for COVID-19. All it costs is 3 handfuls of birdseed, and a slice of bread. I'll be behind Circle-K after 8pm to administer. 👀👀👀

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

Who else tryna kick it on campus next week?
OH WAIT.
😂😂😂

[Muskingum Duck @MuskingumDuck]

@muskingumpb Amazing. Wonderous. Beautiful.
I'm flattered. 🦆🦆🦆

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@MU_StudentLife oof. A little soon?

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@_Kayleigh_B The ghosts of Duckmas past.