Muslim Brotherhood

You're daily dose of everything Muslim brought to you by Allah-based lifeforms. Not affiliated with the Society of Muslim Brothers.

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It should be common knowledge that a Muslims favorite store to shop at is Allyah Need and Morehammad General Store

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Muslim Tip #1: never try to milk your camel like you milk your wife

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There's a lot that I can stand, but by Allah when women aren't wearing the right shade of black it really gets my turban in a twist

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RT if your sweg levels are greater than the number of your wives

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@ameeranadat What do you not understand about "not affiliated with the Society of Muslim Brothers" so calm your camels

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RIP King Abdullah, our dear Muslim brother😢👳

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@MileyCyrus The Muslim Brotherhood wants you 👈 to join us today!

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When you turn up with your Muslim Brothers>>>

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It really gets on our nerves when people call us "Mooslims" I mean, we aren't cows for Allah's sake

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#KillAllMuslims is trending, just take wife 23 and call it a day...

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I own 7 hairy beasts who have two large humps and I usually ride them all day. They're called my wives.

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What do you call an Arabian gypsy?

A sandwich