MuslimPun

Female Hyderabadi Comedian.🌚
I tweet the most relatable desi shit.
@1mvslim got hacked at 60k followers.

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Everyone: Dude, why are you annoying me?

Hyderabadi: Kaiku ghaslera mere se? Bhargayi?

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nobody.
asked.
your.
food.
review.

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@elninofurkhan09 Arey bhai 😂

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Y'all please stop with the fake Haleem or Food reviews just because they sent you the PR.🙏🏻

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Niloufer ku jaake 100ml Chai peena ya 1000ml petrol dala leke khala ke ghar ku chalejana??? Too expensive shiz bro.

#TheChoiceisYours
#TheMoneyisYoursTooLol

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No doubt Rumaan Hotel ki Biryani achi aur sasti hai... But wo alag baat hai ki ap Barish ke mausam mein aaye toh mehenga pardhjata.

#OhShippppp

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Saal mein jitte Engineers pass-out hotey, utne toh roz Mohammadia Shawarma ke shawarmay bikte.

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Are Cafès in Hyderabad also affiliated to OU? Because har koi usme hi dikhra subah se shaam tak.

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Guy : Bro, why did you not come to Gym today? It was our Leg Day na?

His Friend : Bro, i went to Shadab Hotel today.

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Heard that Roastery Coffee House is Pet-Friendly, so i took my boyfriend for a coffee date.

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Why posting videos of the good work you all are doing?

Answer : People's money need to be shown where it is used!

Each and every Rupee goes to the needy in the form of Food or Blankets.

Thank you everyone for trusting Muslim Pun. I love each and everyone of you all!✨🥰❤️🤲🏻

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Parents : Mera bacchaaa sabse alag hai.🥰 Mera laddu.❤️

Also Parents : Sajid uncle ke bete ku dekh! Kaisa doctor bangaya!

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Parents : Zara bahar se sauda leke ao na bete...

Also Parents : Samreen Burqa laaa mera!!!!!

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Parents : Khao piyo! Ye ich umar hai khane ki.

Also Parents : Kha kha ke gendey hojare!

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Parents : Eidi mai rakhtiu bete, exhibition aayi waqt detiu...

Also Parents : KAUNSI EIDI, KIDHAR KI EIDI? Leliye tum mere paas se!

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Parents : Kisse shadi karna hai kar bete...

Also Parents : Phuppu ke beti/bete seich karna!!!

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Parents : Jo karna hai karo zindagi mein...

Also Parents : Engineering karrrr!!!

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When ever you are in a position to help someone, just do it & be glad.
Because Allah is answering someone's prayers through you.
So never think anybody is using you. Always remember that you are useful!

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The one who have Biryani for breakfast.
LIKE FOR REAL!!! THAT'S THE ONE SIS.

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The one who wakes up after 12pm
and never goes back to sleep before 12am.

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The one who never miss any Dawat,
and takes 4 more friends with him to attend the dawat.