Muslimat Wuraola Ibrahim

I bite.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

One of my favorite things about myself is that I can take a hint. You don’t have to say much. I’ll notice whatever you’re implying and move accordingly. Save us both the embarrassment.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

lol you must be genuinely retarded
I am not joking

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

“my madam”
what an elite name to call your babe😹

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Narrating how u were scammed and realize midway that ure one of the most stupid people alive

[Dwin, The Stoic @DwinTheStoic]

Savannah’s man

[MaTru Yesterday ❣️✨💫 @trully_tee]

😭😭😂😂😂

[Paris @Aphelele_Monti]

Calling me after 10pm and before 9am (if you’re not my partner) is taking chances. There’s not a single thing I can do for you in between these times.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

the most unseen privilege in life is a supportive family.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

na as you una begin dey call 3 quarter jeans “jorts” the price enter 55k for 1

[fai✨ @Ibidola_]

‘New beach in Lagos’

Meanwhile it’s just a different entrance to the same old beach 🤣

[Mortuary Fried Rice, Esq. @dawnwiththebum]

Three eggs per person ke?
Billionaire household?

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

This is what I mean when I say there's someone for everyone 😂😂

[Muna @Munalozy]

I love sweet people. Because it give me the opportunity to be just as sweet in return.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I need my daughter to have a disgustingly rich mum.

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

"Who got you smiling like that?" The voices in my head cracked a joke, leave me alone 😭

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

I’ll keep saying it, a lot of you need to decenter that Instagram lavish way of life, so you can start thinking like normal humans.
You are a Nigerian , living in Nigeria, no special
talent or skill , fuel is 1300+, rent is skyrocketing everywhere, minimum wage is less than 100k. Trust me you are closer to being homeless than driving that 2025 gle.

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

Realising you don’t mean anything to them is worse.😭

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

I want a hug. A very big, deep, hearty hug. With a kiss on the forehead, an "you'll be alright" line and a big bowl of ice cream.

I don tire.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Someone will tell you their story, and you'll start wondering how they've managed to keep a smile on their face and maintain their composure.🥺😔

[lency 🇳🇬 @Chi_ned_u]

POV: it’s year 2048 and you forgot to pay your toilet subscription,😭💔😹