Dani Musselman

She/her | UM Pastor | M. Div. | Love you, @DJDataScience | Aunt to Maeva G | embarrassingly obsessed with Kansas University #RCJH

[Dani Musselman @MusselManDan]

Does anyone else have a spouse who works from home, doesn’t tell you when he has a work Zoom call, & so you walk into his office half naked ‘bout to ask him a ? and you don’t realize you’re letting it all hang out for John Deere? No? Just me? #marriage

[Michael Adam Beck @profwild1]

Heading to stir up three days of holy mischief across the Iowa Umc!
Please cover us in prayer 🙏🏽🔥

[Prof. Matthew J. M. Coomber @MJMCoomber]

Quick!
Who’s the patron saint of all day back-to-back meetings???

[Dani Musselman @MusselManDan]

Anyone else have a spouse who despises change? @DjDataScience got a replacement debit card in the mail and as he destroys the old one he says “I’m kind of attached to this card. We’ve been through a lot together.”
Me: 🫠

[🌸 @nmh2026]

So we agree that Colleen is joining these two?

#loveisblind

[✨AshleyChristina✨ @_Ashchristina]

Listen, if Alexa and Brennon don’t get married on Love is Blind, we riot at dawn #LoveIsBlind3 #netflix

[Bronte @bronteisafinder]

Me finishing Love is Blind S2: this show is bullshit, bye
Me starting #LoveIsBlind3:

[Dani Musselman @MusselManDan]

@DjDataScience just told me in his sleep that he needed to pass the ball to someone & he would accept the turnover. Anyone else have a spouse who dreams football? 🏈

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Matt Gaetz had $482,321 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/XPgC0pETkp

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Syb5Oe8gDG

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Dani Musselman @MusselManDan]

@DjDataScience @NotTheExpertYT Ew

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

I feel like I’ve been saying “This is a particularly hard week” for like 3 years.

[Tiny Pricks Project @TinyPricks]

The Whitman Sampler. “Be curious, not judgmental” – Walt Whitman (Thank you, Sara, for this textile from your mom.) #tedlasso https://t.co/kiQZ9xGznp

[mandy • “deactivated” follow me on 💙🌌 @evansdotmandy]

Trent Crimm, Independent.

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#TedLasso

[Catching the Classics @CatchingClassic]

The entire #TedLasso fandom assembling to find Nate:

[It's A G Thing @WilGafney]

From @Sarcasticluther : Too many girls have sat on too many pews never once hearing themselves represented in the readings or preaching or language of their very own God in whose image they were made. What Wil Gafney is offering us here is a way to DO BETTER. #WomensLectionary

[Erin Bair @eebair]

OH from a fellow clergyperson:

"I did not realize when I entered the ordination process that I was signing up to be a chaplain to the apocalypse."

[Dani Musselman @MusselManDan]

@TheeLaneDavis @therevdrcherry Hi there!! 🤗 thanks for the shoutout @therevdrcherry ♥️♥️ Yes, I am an Iowan Provisional Elder serving in Altoona IA ✨

[Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive]

Dropped by @TheSweetLobby earlier to pick up some Valentine’s treats for the weekend. Shhh – don’t tell Joe! 💕

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

So humbled by everyone's support! If you'd like to read more of my words, you can pre-order my first ever poetry collection, The Hill We Climb, here! @penguinrandom https://t.co/vNSo3WFpuf