Jason

Because a sense of humor shouldn't be kept silent.

[Jason @MustLaugh]

@sportsguy33 Working refs is like trash talking, just looking for an psych edge. Why target Phil when it's normal in sports?

[Heather B. Hamilton @dooce]

Breast enhancement billboard reads: Turning lemons into lemonade. Shouldn't it say: Turning lemons into cantaloupes?

[Jason @MustLaugh]

@momsatwork Spanking is hitting as an exception. Not sure most kids can make that distinction. They are, however, good at mimicking behavior

[Jason @MustLaugh]

Only hardcore fans know Luke Skywalker is a voice actor for the Joker (the Batman villian). His laugh is masterful - http://bit.ly/1R7oKb

[Jason @MustLaugh]

If you're the only one not laughing, you have a poor sense of humor. What if you're the only one laughing? Is there a name for that?

[Jason @MustLaugh]

What happens when the truth is uttered by a grumpy old man that's both profane and wise? You get @shitmydadsays.