David Cone's Mustache-Heisman trophy candidate.

I am still fictional, but I have hope.

I am that mustache.

[Nelson Brands @nelson_brands]

And three $5 bets on Iowa Football got me BANNED???

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Don’t let this go viral though.

[David Cone's Mustache-Heisman trophy candidate. @MustacheCone]

@JakeCrain_ 1967 Oregon state vs USC.

[David Cone's Mustache-Heisman trophy candidate. @MustacheCone]

@mkhammer Not a pet but my son's 4h pig. Trying to get a good photo of it's eye to send to our vet.

[Britta | NoSoup4Knowles @nosoup4knowles]

@JeremyDBoreing I cannot begin to express what a relief it is that somebody who knows how Candace operates, and has personal experience dealing with her, is speaking out.

[Britta | NoSoup4Knowles @nosoup4knowles]

Candace: *nuclear war on Erika*

Jeremy: *confirms one fact about George*

Candace: JEREMY'S TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[David Cone's Mustache-Heisman trophy candidate. @MustacheCone]

@MattWalshBlog For goat we prefer Indian spices over Jamaican.

[David Cone's Mustache-Heisman trophy candidate. @MustacheCone]

@MattWalshBlog Nice dappled Boer goat! My daughter is raising one for her 4H project this year.

[David Cone's Mustache-Heisman trophy candidate. @MustacheCone]

@JakeCrain_ Congratulations! Our first 2 were 15 months apart. Prioritize sleep when possible and continue to date your spouse. Don't be afraid to have your kids stay with some friends or family for a night away.

[Jake “JBOY” Crain @JakeCrain_]

🚨 🚨 THANK YOU ALERT!!

We are CRUSHING where we were at this time last year because you guys kick ass.

We hope this will continue to our biggest year ever at @crainandcone.

Again, without you there is no us and we look forward to continue to entertain/piss off everybody 😂

[Erika Kirk @MrsErikaKirk]

Saturday was yet another traumatic example of the evil in our country and the continued rise in political violence. I’m taking time to spend with my family.

I will be joining The Charlie Kirk Show Wednesday at 12PM ET to briefly address what took place. Enough is enough.

[David Cone's Mustache-Heisman trophy candidate. @MustacheCone]

@ClayTravis I couldn't watch the world baseball classic because @dish and @fox12oregon couldn't figure out how to provide customers who pay over $100.00/mo a free channel.

[David Cone's Mustache-Heisman trophy candidate. @MustacheCone]

America Is On Track To Literally Die Off, New Fertility Data Warns
https://t.co/10zwRWWz3y

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At WSU with my daughter for a campus tour. They start the tour with a land acknowledgement and made sure to highlight the LGBTQIA2S+ and multicultural centers. No mention of a chapel or campus Christian center. We did learn where the mosque is.

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@mkhammer @travelportland has a Cesar Chavez street.

[David Cone's Mustache-Heisman trophy candidate. @MustacheCone]

@HawkEmDownChris Ozzie Smith and Cal Ripken Jr.

[Blain Crain @Blain_Crain]

Won the biggest championship of my life yesterday. She said yes. 💍🏆

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Marco Rubio finding out he’s the new Iranian Supreme Leader

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@nosoup4knowles @glennbeck @marissastreit @DennisPrager Add James Dobson to that list.